Dream Job Is Pair Of Eyeballs That Fly Around And Look At Shit

this guy from the tubi ad all over tumblr right now is an avatar of the flesh!

idk how to finish this but i couldn't stop thinking about it

Avatar of the corruption

i have a confession to make.

i used to give people lice on purpose.

to everyone who had the misfortune of being my elementary school peer: i’m sorry, it was me.

Statement of Joe Spooky regarding a rude awakening: I just got woken up by a very loud train horn which sounded exactly like a calliope organ and for a second I thought I was gonna die in the Unknowing

Great news I’m making my sister listen to the Magnus archives (she agreed to the murder board too 🥰)

Well you see Joe Spooky has witnessed many sinister happenings…

I wonder how freaky you have to be to be somebody like @joespookysstatements

What I’ve learnt from my last post in like 2 hrs

1) fear the eye ball man

2) John gets possessed by a theatre kid every statement

The vast mentioned certified tma post you will be hearing from mike crew any day now

psychology, as written by me and @leastparanoidandroid

anxiety the Vibes

depression the Void

adhd the Vortex

executive dysfunction the Vast

depersonalization/derealization the Vacancy

autistic masking the Veil

intrusive/obsessive thoughts the Vacillation

sensory overload the Very

(yes, we have more, including the Viscera, the Vituperative, the Vice, the Vicissitude, the Vertigo, the Valley, and the Verisimilitude)

it came to me in a moment of clarity

DOES TIM DIE?? I JUST REALISED YOU DONT HEAR ABOUT HIM MUCH AND I WAS TOLD THAT EP #120 IS BIG AND SOMETHING HAPPENS TO SOMEONE??? IS HE GONNA DIE??? IM SCARED