Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Masterlist

Nicknames/pet names (Vanderwood HC)

The names he calls you: Baby girl, babe, love, princess, Love of my life.

Baby girl: This one just came naturally... (I think it makes him sound more... fancy XD)

Babe: He started calling you this after you first referred to him as babe

Love: He loves you... With all his damn heart you are his love.

Princess: You don't like this one very much.. He uses this one to annoy you.

Love of my life: You both refer to each other as this... especially when you two are being cute.

^This is one of his favorite things to call you and to be called.

The names you call him: Babe, handsome, Vandy, Vanderbae, Agent, love of my life, Leopard.

Reasons:

Babe: I don't think this one needs an explanation...

Handsome: When you first met him, you told him that he was handsome.... and you still think he's handsome..

Vandy: Just a shortened version of his name... He doesn't mind it too much.

Vanderbae: This one is just to annoy him... He honestly hates when you refer to him as this...

Agent:... I’ll leave that one up to your imagination... ;)

Love of my life: you both refer to each other as this.. especially when you two are being cute.

Leopard: For some reason, he's obsessed with leopard print, so that just became something you call him every once in a while.

Baby Boy 🤍

MC opening up to Vandy about how she thinks he’s way out of her league and she doesn’t understand why he likes her?

Thanks for requesting, Anon! 

-You looked in the mirror at yourself and frowned. 

-You felt as if you weren’t pretty. 

-You felt pretty damn worthless

-You never understood why Vanderwood had chosen you. 

-He was so hot, you were not, he had a great personality, you felt like you had no personality.

-You decided  to confront him about it. 

-”Vanderwood, Why would you love someone like me” You asked in a sulking tone. 

-”Huh? why would you ask that? Isn’t it obvious?”

-”No, Vanderwood, it’s not. I’m so ugly, you’re so handsome, you’re so strong, I’m so weak, you’re way out of my league.” 

-He immediately turned from his cleaning to look at you. 

-You were embraced in a comforting hug. 

-”MC, I love you, I think... no I know you are beautiful, You are very strong if not physically, mentally. If anything you are out of my league” 

-What he said, he meant with all his damn heart. You were his world, it didn’t matter what you looked like.

Mystic Messenger Masterlist

Vanderwood

Period HCS

Annoying MC

Trypanophobic MC

Depressed MC

Prank HC

Pet names

Cuddling hcs

Pregnancy

Meeting

Nightmare Comfort (MC)

First Date

Nightmare Comfort (Vanderwood)

Kissing

Jealousy

Late-Night Fluff

Sick MC

MC blind in one eye

Sleep deprived MC

Astraphobic MC

MC angry At 707

MC Forcing Vanderwood to take a break from work

Spoiling Vanderwood

MC Unable to sleep without cuddling

Insomniac MC

MC Stress breakdown

Drunk HCS

MC Feeding Vanderwood Chocolates

Unintentionally Ignoring Vanderwood 

MC Mumbling About How Much She Loves Vandy in Her Sleep 

MC Kissing Vandy’s Face And Telling Him How Handsome He is

Clingy MC Won’t Let Vandy Get Out of Bed 

MC Wakes Vanderwood up Too Early on His Day Off 

Vanderwood Comforting MC After Her Parents Treat Her Horribly

Sleepy MC Curls up on Vanderood’s Lap

Tired Vanderwood HCs 

Waking Vanderwood Up With Kisses 

MC Being Released From The Hospital After a Long Stay 

MC With Cold Hands

MC Accidentally Pulls a Gun on Vanderwood

Sad MC That Just Wants a Hug

MC Wears Vanderwood’s Clothes

Vanderwood And MC Watch a Horror Movie 

Tired MC Who Can’t Think Straight 

MC Gets Turned Into a Kid For a Day

How Vanderwood Treats His Children

MC Cuts Herself While Shaving & Forgets To Clean Up 

MC Gets Turned Into a Kid For a Day Well Behaved Edition

MC Falls Asleep on Vanderwood’s Shoulder

Vanderwood Reacts to His Daughter Having a Boyfriend

A really drunk MC

A Drunk MC Wants Pizza

MC Dreams That Vanderwood Cheats on Her And Gets Insecure

RFA + Minor Trio

RFA + Minor Trio As Songs! 

RFA+Minor Trio With an MC With Tourettes

MC Finds Out That V is Scared of Spiders

Argument with Vanderwood+Jumin

Agent MC Seven + Vanderwood

RFA+Minor Trio Spin The Bottle

Jumin+V+Vanderwood With an MC With Bad Period Pains

Zen+Jumin+V+Vanderwood With an MC Who Was Assaulted And Tried to Hide it

Jumin+Vanderwood Singing to MC 

V+Vanderwood With An MC Who Thinks She’ll Bother Them By Crying 

Jumin+Vanderwood Movie Night

Pet HCS!

RFA

Cuddles With Jumin 

Elizabeth III Eats MC’s Pet Fish 

Minor Trio

Minor Trio Reacts to MC Getting Roofied

V with arachnophobia

RFA + Minor Trio As Songs

I just wanted to do this for fun I don’t know why... lol oh and btw these are mostly rock since that’s all I ever listen to XD... 

Yoosung

-Kryptonite (3 Doors Down)

Jumin Han

-I do it all the time (IDKHBTFM)

Jaehee

Loud (fuck it) (Motionless In White)

Zen

-Eros And Apollo (Studio Killers)

Seven

-Error (GARNiDELiA)

(ENG COVER)

...and... I’ll include a second one..

-Moonlight Densetsu.... I can totally see this dude cosplaying as Sailor Moon or something

V

-Warhol (Palaye Royale) (that one is kind of weak tbh... lol) 

Saeran

-The Devil Within (Digital Daggers)

Vanderwood

-Spies (Coldplay)

Bonus... (you might hate me for this one lol)

Rika

-MANTRA (Bring Me the Horizon) 

Vandy reacting to finding blood on the bathroom floor and freaking out, thinking MC was hurt, but she just accidentally cut herself while shaving and forgot to clean up?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-It was like a horror scene…

-Blood EVERYWHERE. 

-But mostly in the tub and on the floor.

-Vanderwood was mortified

-How could that much blood come out of a person? 

-He looked around the house for you. 

-He called out your name. 

-He had finally found you in the living room. 

-You looked to be okay. 

-”MC Are you alright? There’s a ton of blood in the bathroom and it’s not mine.” He asked

-You laughed

-”Oh  don’t worry, I just cut myself while shaving. I must have forgotten to clean up… My bad” 

-He breathed a sigh of relief. You weren’t hurt.

-But you did leave a mess…

-A big mess… 

-He still didn’t understand how you could have bled so much… But he didn’t question it.

-”You better clean it up” He growled.

-You gulped.

-”Y…Yes sir” You said before  racing to the bathroom to clean it all up. 

Could I please request Vanderwood comforting MC after a nightmare? I love everything you’ve written for him so far!!! Thank you for giving him the love he deserves!!!

Thanks anon, I’m really glad you like my work!! You’re actually my first request, so thank you very much for requesting, I hope you like this one too! :D 

-You woke up in a cold sweat, your heart was racing, you had a nightmare.

-It was one of those intense, realistic nightmares, you’d dreamt that the Intelligence Agency had gotten to Vanderwood, they had murdered him right in front of you and were about to kill you when your dream ended.

-Vanderwood had woken up a few minutes before you from you kicking him and screaming. 

-He was confused at first but soon realized what was going on. 

-Vandermom mode activated

-”Hey, It’s okay, it was just a nightmare”

-He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you into his chest. 

-You violently sobbed. 

-”Idiot, you’re getting my shirt wet” He complained making you chuckle slightly. 

-”Sorry, I can’t help it” you replied. 

-He smiled and kissed your forehead 

-”That’s okay baby girl, I was kidding” 

-You nuzzled your head into the crook of his neck

-”want to talk about it or something?” 

-you told him about your nightmare.

-”I’m not going anywhere, not for a long while, Everything will be fine babe.” 

-you smiled at his response

-You felt yourself being lulled back to sleep from the steady sound of his breathing and heartbeat. 

-Before you knew it, you were asleep again. This time, you had a pleasant dream.

-Vanderwood watched you sleep for a little while before falling asleep himself.

Vandy with MC who suddenly sits on his lap and tries feeding him chocolates?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! 

-You were bored. 

-Earlier, you’d bought a box of chocolates for Vanderwood and yourself to eat… 

-But you’d been the only one eating them… You suspected that he didn’t even notice them 

-You had an idea. 

-You were going to sit on Vandy’s lap and force feed him the chocolates you’d payed for with your hard earned money!

-He was sitting on the couch.. 

-You joined him… by sitting on his lap. 

-Vanderwood wasn’t expecting that… But he welcomed it.

-That was… until you shoved a chocolate in his mouth.

-”MC, What the fuck?” 

-You laughed nervously

-”I bought chocolate… I thought you’d want some” you replied.

-He shrugged and ate the chocolate. 

-You continued to feed him chocolates… alternating between you and him until you’d finished the box.

I don’t want Disney to win. I just need Ron DeSantis to lose.

Second guy didn't work out, he fucked his ex girlfriend 🙃🖕

Met a new guy, I've been we're seeing eachother Saturday, we're getting dinner together!

He's sweet, loves animals, skiing too, very cute looking, goes to university.. really loves cheesy romantic bs like I do. (Wants to cuddle and watch a movie together sometime)

It seems like he's genuine when he says he wants to be with me so... I'm happy..

Oh and my bitchass ex boyfriend stopped by to drop my stuff off finally.. I FEEL SO FREE NOW lmao.. I no longer have to chase his elusive ass down and beg him to give my shit back..

H!

I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.