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Can I request Vanderwood reacting to his MC kissing all over his face and telling him how handsome he is?

Thanks for requesting, Anon! 

-You both were laying in bed..

-When suddenly..

-You had the sudden urge to kiss Vanderwood. 

-You got on top of him and started making out with him…

-Then you got bored.

-You started kissing his forehead, chin, cheeks, temples and ears. 

-”You’re so handsome, babe” You repeated. 

-Vanderwood would every so often catch your lips and kiss you.

-”You’re so beautiful, baby girl” He’d say in response.

-You did this often.

-He enjoys it very much.

An Annoying MC (Vanderwood HC)

-this wasn't the first time you got onto Vanderwood's nerves.

-"Vandy, Vanddddy, Vanderwood, Mar-"

-"shut up or I'll tase you!"

-"AWWWW BUUUT VAAAAAANDY"

-Vanderwood uses taser gun

-it is super effective

- -10 HP

-MC retreats to her room to come up with another devious plan to annoy her poor boyfriend.

-MC sits on Vanderwood's lap blocking his view of his work.

-"GET OFF ME MC!"

-"No!"

-Vanderwood uses taser gun (again)

-it is super effective (again)

- -10 HP

-MC makes a mess with Honey Buddha Chips and Dr. Pepper

-Vanderwood uses death stare

-It is super effective

- -5 HP

-"God, the shit I do for you"

-Vandermom mumbles obscenities while vacuuming then scrubbing the carpets

-Vanderwood is so done with MC's shit

-MC gets to sleep on the couch...

- -85 HP

Nicknames/pet names (Vanderwood HC)

The names he calls you: Baby girl, babe, love, princess, Love of my life.

Baby girl: This one just came naturally... (I think it makes him sound more... fancy XD)

Babe: He started calling you this after you first referred to him as babe

Love: He loves you... With all his damn heart you are his love.

Princess: You don't like this one very much.. He uses this one to annoy you.

Love of my life: You both refer to each other as this... especially when you two are being cute.

^This is one of his favorite things to call you and to be called.

The names you call him: Babe, handsome, Vandy, Vanderbae, Agent, love of my life, Leopard.

Reasons:

Babe: I don't think this one needs an explanation...

Handsome: When you first met him, you told him that he was handsome.... and you still think he's handsome..

Vandy: Just a shortened version of his name... He doesn't mind it too much.

Vanderbae: This one is just to annoy him... He honestly hates when you refer to him as this...

Agent:... I’ll leave that one up to your imagination... ;)

Love of my life: you both refer to each other as this.. especially when you two are being cute.

Leopard: For some reason, he's obsessed with leopard print, so that just became something you call him every once in a while.

Not trying to attack anyone here, I get it if you don't like the new Alucard.. and granted I'm pretty biased in this because I absolutely adore the old Castlevania art made by Ayami Kojima.. but

For some of the fans that are disappointed about Alucard getting a redesign, I hope you realize this new one is much closer to his design in Sympony Of The Night

(Btw.. if you're attacking or otherwise harassing anyone, but especially the artists and animators that worked on the show for this reason... SHAME. ON. YOU.)

And in fact, the first four seasons are inaccurate to the source material, his design from Dracula's Curse which follows the story of Trevor looks like this.. (the horror... he looks like a basic vampire, I know..)

Side note, I really hope we see Genya Arikado before the series loses popularity... And maybe his design from Judgement making a cameo.. but I somehow doubt it..

I have a feeling after the second season... assuming the showrunners don't redesign again according to demands by some Netflixvania fans... When the newness wears off, some that initially hated it may just grow to like it.

I also hope this encourages some that haven't to look into or play some Castlevania games too! Maybe if enough attention is given to the games Konami might finally do something with the series again? But maybe that's just wishful thinking...

Hi there... I'm still alive contrary to popular belief..

I forgot about Tumblr... I do that every month

Buuut... fandom shit happened soo let me tell you about it...

I was watching this cute wholesome anime, My Happy Marriage.... and this walking green flag man showed up...

The main male lead, Kiyoka Kudo... and what did my mind immediately jump to?

"H..holy shit that's..... that's...."

"THAT'S SHINYA HIRAGI"

And now... this has sparked another all consuming obsession with Seraph Of The End...

And as a result... I'm having thoughts and feelings about The Unparalleled Ichinose... again

My life is now ruined and I am retreating to Seraph Of The End hell for the next decade...

I blame Kiyoka Kudo.... and Yamato Yamamoto for designing Guren to be so damn beautiful... how dare they!

Anyway I'm tired and I should probably go to sleep... (After desperately trying to catch up with all the chapters I missed ofc!)

Why did I write this? No clue... but it exists now...

Second guy didn't work out, he fucked his ex girlfriend 🙃🖕

Met a new guy, I've been we're seeing eachother Saturday, we're getting dinner together!

He's sweet, loves animals, skiing too, very cute looking, goes to university.. really loves cheesy romantic bs like I do. (Wants to cuddle and watch a movie together sometime)

It seems like he's genuine when he says he wants to be with me so... I'm happy..

Oh and my bitchass ex boyfriend stopped by to drop my stuff off finally.. I FEEL SO FREE NOW lmao.. I no longer have to chase his elusive ass down and beg him to give my shit back..

H!

I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.

MC’s April Fools Day Prank On Vanderwood (Vanderwood HC)

-Vanderwood wasn't really the type to get fooled or fool someone

-So ofc you had to get him... You just had to.

-What you didn't expect was to fall flat on your face the moment you came out of your bedroom...

-He had put a bit of saran wrap on the bottom of the door....

-That...

-Little...

-Shit...

-Vanderwood literally sprinted over to your bedroom door and laughed his ass off.

-"I didn't think you'd fall for that baby girl."

-Oh it's on Vanderwood!

-You called up Luciel and started plotting your big prank.... this... was gonna be cruel..

-You see... Vanderwood had a routine, He'd wake up, go to the living room, eat breakfast, drive over to Luciel's stay there for an hour or two, come home to you, cuddle with you for a while, and wait for his boss to call him for his mission. then after the mission he'd come home and relax for the rest of the night.

-"Luciel, I have a plan..."

-"Yes? What is it?"

-"First make a huge mess of your apartment... like bigger than normal... Then, I want you to tell Vanderwood that I sent a distress signal about 15 minutes after he enters your bunker and that you're working at finding my location"

-"Okay... anything else"

-"Send him to {insert shady location in Korea here} and tell him that it was the location that the distress signal was sent from"

-"Okay, Got it."

-You arrive at the location you've told Luciel about

- 45 minutes pass before you hear footsteps...

-THIS IS HAPPENING

-You smile... He's so gonna hate you after this.

-"MC, are you here?"

-You let out the most bloodcurdling scream you could muster.

-Vanderwood immediately jumps into action literally pushing things out of the way... until... he finds you...

-"Oh god, MC are you okay?"

-You nod and hand him a note.

-He immediately unfolds the piece of paper.

-On it is written...Happy April Fools day!!

-"Do you want me to tase you, MC?"

-"No.."

-"You better run then."

-He chased you with a taser for about 5 minutes before giving up and driving you both home... then going back to Luciel's to deal with the mess there...

-What he'll never admit is that you actually got him... you made him freak out... then laugh about it a little later..... And clean more than usual... (He hated that)

(I’m aware that it’s long past April fools day... I posted this on wattpad on April Fools day... and these are reposts!) 

:))) Vandy’s reaction to MC spending an entire day spoiling him rotten?

Thank you for requesting, Anon! (I was sleep deprived and had a headache while writing this… so I’m so sorry if this is bad lol)

-You were on a date. 

-Dates were quite uncommon for you two.

-Every previous date, Vanderwood would buy things for you, you were his lovely princess. 

-But that was going to change… at least, just for today.. 

-You had a plan to spoil this boi rotten!!

-The day started with you two taking a walk down a strip mall on one of the streets.

-That was when something caught his eye.

-A leopard print button up t shirt.

-You were determined to get it for him… so when he wasn’t paying attention, you slipped the cashier the money to buy the shirt. 

-He was shocked when he found out. 

-”Baby girl, you didn’t have to do that.” 

-”But I did” You smiled and kissed him on the cheek. 

-”It’ll look great on you” you said. 

-”Since you bought me that, I’ll treat you to dinner.” 

-You nodded… but had arterial motives.  

-You both entered the restaurant and chose a seat. 

-He ordered what he wanted, you ordered what you wanted and had an amazing meal together.

-Once the waiter arrived with the bill, Vanderwood had gotten out his card but you were faster to grab the machine. 

-”I’ll pay” you said sweetly. 

-”No, no you’ve done enough today” He replied attempting to take the machine out of your hands… 

-But it was too late, the receipt was already printed and you’d payed for dinner. 

-He made a mental note to buy you a bunch of clothing and stuff on your next date.

HC’s for how Vanderwood acts towards his kids?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

-He never wanted children… 

-He thought they were annoying and messy..

-But when he actually had children it was different.

-At first, he hated it.

-He hated the fact he couldn’t get any sleep at night

-He hated the fact that the kids didn’t listen. 

-He hated the fact that they were so messy. 

-He hated the fact that he was putting them in danger by being involved with them

-But then… he grew to love them..

-He grew to look past the ugly side of parenting

-He loved his children

-He’d spend as much time with them as he could… because he never got that when he was a child. 

-He would protect them, no matter what the cost. 

My beliefs have always wavered. I've been at this for three years and I've gone through periods where I feel completely disconnected to belief in deities and more connected other times.. The rituals and offering cycled get quite mentally exhausting so... honestly I usually don't do much beyond venting and chatting and offerings of tasks and sweets when I remember. 😅 whether it's Loki or just my inner thoughts and biases listening and responding, it doesn't really super matter as it makes me feel less like I'm going at life alone.

Loki has always felt like a friend who I can always fall back on... during the month of October and in February I usually fall back into my practices and reconnect with gods I worship. Loki is usually the one I go to first and I'm always so excited to reconnect with them!

In my experience Loki never asks for anything too big of me that wouldn't benefit me or my family long-term. The most They want is like a quick sketch or a small share of candy or a food I've prepared or had a hand in preparing.

Loki has always kind of been a shoulder to cry on... I mean... I genuinely think they may have had a hand in pushing me to the path of therapy. I also found myself pushed towards a journey of self discovery which felt amazing... still does!

I came out as agender last year and I'm very happy with that, My family is finally beginning to really get used to calling me by my new name instead of my dead name.

The goofy remarks this deity has are unparalleled... sometimes I'm communicating with them and the most bonkers shit happens during or immediately after, Or I just get the sudden, mysterious urge to pull out my pendulum and all I get is the word "balls" or something 😅.. and ofc no matter where I put the candle that's theirs, the wick is always in strange shapes (none of the others are ever like that despite being from the same sellers and having tried multiple different scents) and the flame dances even without much movement of air...

Recently I've had a cat pass away a few months ago and my mother as well...actually just yesterday.. so... for the first time in a long while, I spoke to Loki, Hel and Freya simply requesting that they ensure my mother's journey to wherever she ends up.. afterlife or not is peaceful. And It was very peaceful. I believe that one or all were there to help guide her way into the unknowns of death..

Same deal with my cat... Both times I felt an almost instant feeling of relief and comfort knowing I no longer had to stress about either dying alone, That I could relax and focus on healing.... and I didn't and still don't feel pressured to give anything back, though I absolutely will during my Samhain traditions which I will be celebrating with my family.

Dear Lokeans and Norse Pagans,

I just want to hear your experiences with Loki.

I've been 3 years now into Norse Paganism and Loki...But it still feels like too short time and that I still have to learn so much. He has guided me to a great transformation of myself through this time....yet I think the snake has more skin to shed. I just need to hear more opinions and experiences.

Also he is such a hard deity to get over. I don't know if it's him who doesn't let go or me...But I like it...I really like working with him...