An Annoying MC (Vanderwood HC)

Drunk Vandy hcs?

Ooh.. that seems interesting!! Thank you for requesting, Anon!! 

-Vanderwood wasn’t really one to get drunk. 

-Usually he’d drink in moderation… 

-But when he’d get drunk.. 

-He’s the emotional drunk… 

-He’ll tell you how horrible his life was before he became an agent. 

-He’ll cry about the people he’s killed in the past

-He’ll cling to you for dear life and cry 

-Sometimes he’ll just cry for no reason at all. 

-At some point, if he keeps drinking he’ll turn into the angry drunk…

-He’ll smash bottles, flip tables, and destroy EVERYTHING

-If anyone gets in his way, he’ll get physical. 

-So… Keep this boi from drinking too much alcohol… 

:))) Vandy’s reaction to MC spending an entire day spoiling him rotten?

Thank you for requesting, Anon! (I was sleep deprived and had a headache while writing this… so I’m so sorry if this is bad lol)

-You were on a date. 

-Dates were quite uncommon for you two.

-Every previous date, Vanderwood would buy things for you, you were his lovely princess. 

-But that was going to change… at least, just for today.. 

-You had a plan to spoil this boi rotten!!

-The day started with you two taking a walk down a strip mall on one of the streets.

-That was when something caught his eye.

-A leopard print button up t shirt.

-You were determined to get it for him… so when he wasn’t paying attention, you slipped the cashier the money to buy the shirt. 

-He was shocked when he found out. 

-”Baby girl, you didn’t have to do that.” 

-”But I did” You smiled and kissed him on the cheek. 

-”It’ll look great on you” you said. 

-”Since you bought me that, I’ll treat you to dinner.” 

-You nodded… but had arterial motives.  

-You both entered the restaurant and chose a seat. 

-He ordered what he wanted, you ordered what you wanted and had an amazing meal together.

-Once the waiter arrived with the bill, Vanderwood had gotten out his card but you were faster to grab the machine. 

-”I’ll pay” you said sweetly. 

-”No, no you’ve done enough today” He replied attempting to take the machine out of your hands… 

-But it was too late, the receipt was already printed and you’d payed for dinner. 

-He made a mental note to buy you a bunch of clothing and stuff on your next date.

Death Note Masterlist

Wammy Boys

Wammy Boys & Their Music Tastes

Matt & Mello quarantine headcanons

How they'd react to your death.. RIP (Angst)

Misa Amane

Saving Misa from jumping (kinda yandere)

Mello

Mello x reader with trypanophobia (fear of needles)

And that went..... terribly

He broke up with me on boxing day because he "realized he wasn't ready for commitment"..

I was asking him for comfort because my mom was hospitalized and I was terrified, I wanted someone to be with me... and he did this instead... he told me it would be best for me if he broke it off because he "couldn't keep pretending everything was fine" (he hadn't been able to get out and see me... because he's like the biggest coward on earth about snow and ice and his parents arr equally as bad and he would not even try to fight his parents on any of it)

Literally this boy's mom told him to break up with me, that it wasn't worth coming out to help me through that night.....

Like seriously? Did he even stop to consider how this might affect me? Clearly not, or maybe he didn't give a shit.

Really pisses me off, I was nearly hospitalized myself that night because I took two massive, traumatic emotional blows and I was nearly going to end my life. Had it not been for my father talking to him (he agreed to remain friends.... we'll see how long that lasts 🙄) and talking me down, I don't think I'd be here

yea.. after this I'm fucking done with men and their stupid commitment issues and their mama's boy mentality.. hope I meet a woman... or a man who is motherless and more dedicated to the relationship.

And I was so dumb for letting myself plan a future with him... he didn't deserve me, he never did, I should have seen the signs so much earlier...

Anyway, I lost all sense of self and purpose... so Idk what to really do...

I'm trying to do art and the things I love but like everything I do reminds me of him... no matter what it is and it reduces me to a crying heap..

So.... um in honor of this truly nightmarish situation, I'm taking requests... for art, not fanfiction..

H!

I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.

V and Vanderwood with an MC who smoked a bit too much weed and got completely stoned?

Oh boy...I don’t think I want to write for this one since I’m kind of against weed, cocaine, heroine, acid etc... Though I am fine with drunk HCs. I’m really sorry for not doing your request Anon. I should probably add a rule against drug related requests in my request rules. Anyway, I hope this doesn’t make anyone too angry or anything.

Simping has extended to Elven kings, apologies lmao

Me handing out boops to everyone and anyone that is boopable! 😅

A Depressed MC (Vanderwood HC)

-Vanderwood came home from work a few hours late.

-He called out your name expecting you to come straight to the door and welcome him home... but that didn't happen.

-He was worried, had an enemy gotten to you?

-he started searching the house...

-he heard a sound.... it sounded like you were laughing... or crying?

-he followed the sound to your shared bedroom....

-He half expected you to be laughing at some stupid text saeyoung sent.

-But NOPE you were bawling your eyes out.

-Vanderwood had no idea what to do, you'd never done this before... at least.. he'd never seen you do this.

-"Babe, what's wrong?"

-"V...Vanderwood?"

-"Yes baby girl, it's me"

-"Oh god..."

-Your pillow had become drenched with tears

-"what's wrong?"

-"... I thought you were..."

-"You thought I was?"

-"D...Dead"

-You start crying even harder

-Vanderwood.exe has stopped working

-He just sat there wondering what to do...

-.... Still unsure of what to do....

-"Babe... I'm not dead, I'm here, sitting right beside you."

-"I know... but... What would I do if you died?"

-"Move on, remember the good times we had together, and live a happy life."

-"it's not that simple Vanderwood."

-He doesn't know what else to say... So he just gave you a bone crushing hug and a passionate kiss.

-That seemed to bring you back to your usual self... kind of..

-The rest of the night was spent cuddling and venting each others worries.

-You had informed him that this happens a lot, you cry over him almost every time he goes on a mission.

-He felt bad and started going on less dangerous missions to ease your mind.

-No matter what he did, you still cried for him, because you love him.

RFA + Minor Trio where everyone’s drunk and playing spin the bottle or sth (bc why not) and MC spins the bottle and it doesn’t land on her S/O?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

Yoosung

-The RFA party was coming to an end. Only you, the RFA and two other men were left.

-You were sitting by Yoosung.

-He was pretty damn wasted. 

-You never thought this boy even liked alcohol, but apparently he did

-Everyone else was drunk af too. 

-That was when seven suggested to play spin the bottle. 

-You sighed and reluctantly agreed, bringing your wasted boyfriend over to sit in the circle. 

-Anyway... After a bunch of your drunk friends had sloppy make-out sessions with each other, it was finally your turn. 

-You closed your eyes and spun the bottle, silently hoping that it would land on Yoosung... 

-But it didn’t... 

-It landed on Zen. 

-You frowned. 

-”Do I have to do this?” You whined. 

-Everyone nodded.... Even Yoosung.

-You could smell the alcohol on his breath.

-It was kind of sickening honestly.

-But... you did it... 

-You kissed him...

-And you know Zen probably tried to use tongue.

-You were thoroughly disgusted and clung to Yoosung for the rest of the night.

Zen

-It was the end of an RFA party, you and the RFA and two other men were the only ones left.

-of course everyone was drunk... except you.

-Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle.

-Everyone agreed and got in a circle. 

-You were up first. 

-You closed your eyes and spun the wine bottle.

-You silently hoped it would land on Zen... 

-But it landed on Jumin.

-”Shit” you heard Zen cuss. 

-You looked at Zen apologetically, before doing what you were supposed to do. 

-You kissed Jumin... 

-You both seemed to agree on just pecking each other on the lips. 

-It wasn’t a very pleasant experience... but he didn’t cross the line at least. 

-You clung to Zen for the rest of the game. 

Jumin

-It was the end of an RFA party, you and the RFA and two other men were the only ones left.

-Everyone was drunk, very drunk, except you.

-Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle.

-Everyone agreed and got in a circle.

-After half of your friends took their turn, it was finally your turn.

-You spun the bottle, a bored expression on your face, matching your boyfriend, Jumin’s.

-You watched as the bottle slowed down and landed on....

-Jaehee. 

-You sighed wanting to get it over with. 

-You kissed her quickly, pecking her lips then sitting back down with your boyfriend.

Jaehee

-You and Jaehee were sitting and talking. 

-You were laughing at her drunk state. 

-The RFA party had ended about an hour ago. 

-The only people left were the RFA and two other men. 

-You were all bored, sitting and drinking some leftover wine 

-When Seven suggested that you all play spin the bottle!

-Everyone sat in a circle. 

-You patiently waited your turn

-When you finally got to spin the wine bottle, you crossed your fingers and hoped that it would land on your girlfriend, Jaehee. 

-But of course it didn’t... it landed on Jumin. 

-You sighed and leaned in to kiss Jumin. 

-It wasn’t pleasant, but you did it... 

-You didn’t want to leave Jaehee’s side for the rest of the night. 

Seven

-You were sitting beside Seven and Vanderwood after the RFA party. 

-Everyone was drunk... 

-In a slurred voice, Seven suggested that everyone pay spin the bottle. 

-Everyone agreed.

-You all sat in a circle.

-Of course, you were up first.

-You spun the bottle.

-You had hoped it would land on Seven.. 

-But of course, it didn’t.

-It landed on V

-I mean.. V was respectful.

-But he was like shit faced drunk.

-You ended up getting like a full on french kiss..

-You hated every second of it.

-Once it was over with, you made sure to never play spin the bottle ever again... 

V

-You, the RFA, Saeran and Vanderwood were all drinking together after a successful RFA party. 

-Most of the guys were drunk... 

-Everyone except you and Vanderwood.. 

-Of course, Seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle. 

-Everyone agreed thinking it would be fun. 

-Sooo everyone sat in a circle.

-You patiently waited for your turn. 

-You grabbed the wine bottle and gave it a good spin...

-It landed on Saeran... 

-He looked horrified. 

-”THERE’S NO WAY I’M KISSING HER” 

-He seemed to sober up pretty fast.. Then again, he had only had like two shots.

-You sighed grabbing the boy and giving him a peck on the cheek... 

-He then slapped you...

-He also gave you death stares as you clung onto V for protection...

Saeran

-As the RFA party drew to a close, the RFA members, your boyfriend and Seven’t friend, Vanderwood decided to get super drunk... 

-Saeran wasn’t as drunk as everyone else though.. 

-But anyway, seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle... 

-When your turn came up, you spun the bottle hoping it would land on Saeran. 

-But it landed on Vanderwood.

-You sighed and kissed him. 

-It was no big deal to you...

-But when you saw Saeran’s face in pure rage, you knew you’d have some making up to do later. 

Vanderwood

-Vanderwood was invited to the RFA party...

-Seven had begged him to stay after the party to talk...

-About 30 minutes after the party had ended, everyone was wasted...

-You were the only sober one.

-The moment you felt like leaving was when Seven suggested that everyone play spin the bottle. 

-But of course, he wouldn’t let you escape....

-You reluctantly sat down in a circle next to Vanderwood, you held his hand tightly as everyone had their turn. 

-When it was finally your turn, you spun the bottle praying to whatever god that it would land on Vanderwood to save you from embarrassment. 

-But the bottle stopped...

-It pointed towards Seven... 

-The one person you refused to touch for fear of germs, dirt, HBC crumbs and bacteria. 

-He puckered his lips....

-You groaned before kissing him... then wiping your mouth and inching closer to Vanderwood.