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The plot of Far From Home would be ten times funnier if the whole class knew Peter was Spider-Man and just collectively decided to humor the poor boy (and Ned).

Peter: Look at the baby goats!

His classmates, already knowing there are no baby goats: Here we go again, let’s get our acting faces on.

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Betty: What’s this version of Spider-Man called?

Ned: Uhhhhh..... Night Monkey.

Betty, inwardly: God, they’re just so bad at this.

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Brad: Don’t you guys find it suspicious that Peter is always disappearing?

The class: Yes and we know why, but we don’t want to crush him. He thinks he’s doing well.

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Student 1, texting in their group chat: He didn’t bother taking off his book bag when he went out as Spider-Man.

Student 2: He’s.... he’s wearing the same clothes. Does he really think that little mask is hiding anything?

Student 3: Shhh, he’s Trying His Best.

things in the ffh trailer that make me cry

1. peter parker looking at the iron man mural with bloodshot eyes

2. peter parker being haunted by tony’s face, probably having nightmares about seeing his mentor die in front of him

3. peter parker saying he misses tony

4. happy saying he misses tony, but knows that tony would have done anything to give peter his life back

5. police officers asking if peter is going to be the new iron man, really asking if peter can fill those shoes, planting the idea of a new iron man in his head.

6. peter wearing tony’s sunglasses, probably one of the things tony left him along with the suit. probably one of the only things peter can carry with him at all times that reminds him of tony.

7. peter saying the world needs a new iron man, but never saying it was going to be him (the implicit statement of “the world needs a new iron man… but i can’t be him”)

8. peter playing with new tech that tony presumably made with wonder, mirroring that gif of tony surrounded by his tech (you know the one)

9. happy watching peter play with the new tech with that look in his eyes, that look that i just know says “you look just like him”

10. watching the fight come back into peter’s eyes when he looks at the iron man tribute (the fight that screams “i want to be like you. i want to save the world like you. i want to make you proud”)

in conclusion, im not over tony stark and peter parker’s mentor-mentee relationship and never truly will be.

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This is like when Ariana Grande features on a Cardi B song.

a selection of the most creepy toilets I have encountered in my stress dreams

Why is the floor all wet

This toilet has an Australian toilet snake

A toilet cubicle that basically fat-shamed me by being extremely tiny and impossible for me to fit into

There is no door

A toilet on a stage in the middle of a crowded shopping centre

The dreaded Rocking Toilet

I’m not sure if this thing is connected to plumbing or just for show?

A toilet in the back of a hoarder’s thrift shop that I need to spend about 20 minutes clearing before I can use it

I legitimately think this toilet will eat me if I sit on it

A toilet cubicle that ends up being a shower instead

A toilet at the front of a classroom full of high school kids

Australian outhouse FULL of spiders that will drop on me at any moment

Only real nerds will understand

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Spider-Man MCU

Screw Disney and screw Sony. I don’t care who’s fault it was. They made Spiderman apart of the MCU not just some small part they made him important and the fans love and adore him. Tony Stark died for him. He had 2 solo movies for the MCU and they were amazing. They made him such an important and adored character just to take him away from everyone. Even if Sony does continue to make a spiderman 3 with Tom Holland it’s not going to be the same. It won’t have Happy and any other marvel character and he won’t be an avenger. This is the result of two money hungry multi million dollar companies who don’t care about the fans. So I hope they are happy with how much they are screwing up.

Ps- share this wherever you want. Write one of your own. Just let Disney, Sony, Marvel, everyone know how upset the fans are over this. Let them know they screwed up.

AIGHT

— Trevor Noah, Best of Late Night

Karen!!