The plot of Far From Home would be ten times funnier if the whole class knew Peter was Spider-Man and just collectively decided to humor the poor boy (and Ned).
Peter: Look at the baby goats!
His classmates, already knowing there are no baby goats: Here we go again, let’s get our acting faces on.
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Betty: What’s this version of Spider-Man called?
Ned: Uhhhhh..... Night Monkey.
Betty, inwardly: God, they’re just so bad at this.
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Brad: Don’t you guys find it suspicious that Peter is always disappearing?
The class: Yes and we know why, but we don’t want to crush him. He thinks he’s doing well.
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Student 1, texting in their group chat: He didn’t bother taking off his book bag when he went out as Spider-Man.
Student 2: He’s.... he’s wearing the same clothes. Does he really think that little mask is hiding anything?
Student 3: Shhh, he’s Trying His Best.
AIGHT
— Trevor Noah, Best of Late Night
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Nice
Truly amazing
Fav month: August bc it's winter and spring mixed together and it's always the month everyone seems to forget.
Fav number: 8, I think I picked it when I was 8 and just rolled with it.
Fav colour: Yellow
Nicknames: Jezza, Iggy
Current Outfit: Grey t-shirt, black trackies
Current hairstyle: Its just doin it's thing
Glasses or contacts: I've never needed either, but people tell me they remins me of Stewart Lilttle when I wear glasses soo...
Dream job: Forensic scientist
Lock/home screen: some thing on Imgur that I thought oh that'd make a cool background.
Fav song: I've never really had a fav song, I just have an ever-growing Spotify playlist that I add to whenever I find a song I like.
Fav song artist/band: ^
Left or right: right?
Winter or summer: winter bc rain on the roof is nice :)
Spring or autumn: Sprautumn :>
Fav pic atm:
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I tag @balexir1537
So I just found this little guy on Reddit about how to save the Amazonia. There's some real good shit in there and it's already got loads of attention over there so I thought I'd bring it to Tumblr and see what kind of change we can make
DISCLAIMER: I didn't make this post nor have I done the research that OP u/TurntJew has done to make this post. Hats off to OP
Now keep scrolling. Or don't. And DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE GODDAMN AMAZON
1. peter parker looking at the iron man mural with bloodshot eyes
2. peter parker being haunted by tony’s face, probably having nightmares about seeing his mentor die in front of him
3. peter parker saying he misses tony
4. happy saying he misses tony, but knows that tony would have done anything to give peter his life back
5. police officers asking if peter is going to be the new iron man, really asking if peter can fill those shoes, planting the idea of a new iron man in his head.
6. peter wearing tony’s sunglasses, probably one of the things tony left him along with the suit. probably one of the only things peter can carry with him at all times that reminds him of tony.
7. peter saying the world needs a new iron man, but never saying it was going to be him (the implicit statement of “the world needs a new iron man… but i can’t be him”)
8. peter playing with new tech that tony presumably made with wonder, mirroring that gif of tony surrounded by his tech (you know the one)
9. happy watching peter play with the new tech with that look in his eyes, that look that i just know says “you look just like him”
10. watching the fight come back into peter’s eyes when he looks at the iron man tribute (the fight that screams “i want to be like you. i want to save the world like you. i want to make you proud”)
in conclusion, im not over tony stark and peter parker’s mentor-mentee relationship and never truly will be.
Only real nerds will understand
i can’t make a choice
love of my life, can't you see?
Hopefully i can make a few people happy
what if its not yours though. like what if you (a brown haired person) pulled a hair out of the food you just made and its bright red
One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours.
I'm gonna figure it out one day :) Memes | The occasional wholesome thing | maybe study at some point??
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