You Can See Tony Look To His Hand, Expecting To Be Dusted Next. The Disappointment When He Realises He

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

(slaps a pumpkin) This baby holds so much big Trick or Treat energy

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Headcannon where the Avengers are trying to teach Vision how to eat with his new, more human body, and the concept of edible vs. non-edible is not as easy to grasp as the other Avengers would assume

Cue Peter walking into the kitchen, seeing Vision pour himself a glass of bleach, and literally dying of laughter before asking for one himself because ‘mood’

Tony nearly has a heart attack walking into the kitchen two minutes later, and Peter gets grounded for a week because ‘I’m old, I have heart problems, you can’t do that to me Peter oh my god’

shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop

MJ, probably: you have to get over this spider-man crush

Flash: I can't! He's just so cool and he probably looks super hot-

Flash: *sees Peter take of the spider-man mask*

Flash: Over it

Flash: (internally) not over it

how you feeling now, mister "you gotta watch your back with this guy. there's a chance he's gonna break it."?

Venom suggesting anything to Eddie

Eddie:

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