The Year Is 2022. You’re Driving Home From Work, Wifey Calls & Asks You To Get Some Diapers For The

Venom: I have to get back to Eddie.

Anne: Yes. So how do we do this? Do I just touch him? Do I have to sneeze on him? How?

Venom: We have to French kiss him.

Anne: ...Wha?

Venom: Full on tongue.

Anne *thinking*: Eddie, what in the world were you doing to get this guy???

bonus:

how you feeling now, mister "you gotta watch your back with this guy. there's a chance he's gonna break it."?

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

THIS IS SOOOO PURE!!!!

Avengers Endgame behind the scenes (2019)

i really can’t get over this cute dork

..also me at life

Shuri: *eats a cinnamon roll*

Peter: Cannibalism

Shuri:

Bonus:

Shuri: you know when you breathe oxygen and it’s like *EXHALE*

Shuri: then it’s like *INHALE*

Shuri: AND YOU LIVE?!?!

Peter: ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING