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The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

Once Upon A Deadpool | dir. David Leitch

Tony: Oh man September! The falling leaves, The slightly chilling weather, The colorful leaves—

Peter, T-posing behind Tony w/ a disappointed look on his face wearing a Jack Skellington coustume: It’s time.

Peter: [meeting Shuri] hey I like your shoelaces

Shuri: thanks, I stole them from the president

Peter:

Peter: *softly* holy-

shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop

Host: Welcome to Red Lobster, how many?

Eddie: Just one and ah can I be seated in the lobster tank please? Oh and I'll order two lobster.

Venom: I want mines alive.

Eddie: Cook one lobster and leave the second one alive please.

Host:???????

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day