Tony: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Shuri: Why are you asking me?
Tony: Peter was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’
Seeing this live was literally an experience. 😍 When homegirl caught that first toss, I was shook.
Eddie: “Be honest what really made you come around?”
Venom: “You, Eddie!”
Me:
Loki: *finishes eating a banana* *drops the banana peel on the ground and walks way*
Peter: *innocently walking to the Avengers Tower* *slips on banana peel* *does a backflip and saves himself* *keeps walking*
Peter: *sighs with relief* That was close– *walks into a bunch of garbage bins*
this is a good year
Thanos: Say goodbye to your precious city!
Tony: [Pulls out giant blaster] Goodbye! [pulls trigger]
Peter & Shuri: [in 2 part harmony] Mmm whatcha say, oh that you only meant well. Well of course you did! Mmm whatcha say...
Some creepy dude who eats lunch with us in my teachers room is in band with me (I am in colorguard, he’s in sax) totally just lost the little bit of respect I had for him. I was like ‘yeah I’m trying out for colorguard section leader. I hope to connect the colorguard more with the band, because we are a huge part of it.’ and he, almost IMMEDIATELY, said “Colorguard isn’t a part of the band, they’re just there so they have something to do the first half of the season. They’re just decorations.” THAT GRINDED MY GEARS A LIL BIT, so I said “Look, we are as much a part of band as your section is. Just because we don’t toot horns doesn’t mean we don’t contribute. We add effect to a show, we accent the music and showcase the talent of a band.” AND, THAT MOTHERFUCK, “anyone can wave a flag around. I create actual art, actual music.” I SNAPPED “Listen here, you huge asshole. I don’t judge you for choosing an instrument that sounds like a cow prolapsing (intestines come out from vag) so don’t judge me for choosing to ‘wave a flag around’ or next season, I’ll “accidentally” hit you so hard with a flag, your reed will stick out the back of your neck.“ THAT SHUTS HIM UP then, a few minutes later, "Hey, I want to apologize-” “I don’t care.” “I want to say it was rude of me-” “I don’t give a shit. You wanna talk to someone who cares? Well, you won’t find someone like that here.” DO NOT let someone tell you that your passion isn’t worthwhile or unimportant. I refuse to accept his apology. He can suck my ass
this important stuff people
Your followers can message you about anxiety
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(This applies to my followers too xx)
when a character you hate dies