Thanos: Say Goodbye To Your Precious City!

Erik: Agent Ross! Truth or Dare!

Agent Ross: Truth!

Erik: [serious] Was the moon landing of 1969 faked?

Agent Ross: What?

Erik: Answer the question Agent.

Eddie: * putting on a shirt*

Venom: take it off!

Eddie:What’s matter?

Venom: we don’t like it!

Eddie: oh. * takes off one shirt and puts on another* better?

Venom: * frustrated growling*

Can we talk about Nebula for a second? She has a wicked metal left arm, which she uses in most of her fights to deadly effect. But in all of her interactions with Tony? She uses her humanoid hand.

When they shake hands.

When she’s fixing his infected wound.

When she passes him the last of the ration.

When she checks on him.

When she places him in the captain’s chair to give him a dignified send-off.

When she’s helping him off the ramp.

They were total strangers when Thanos broke the universe. They spent 23 days stranded in space mourning their loved ones, a sister and a surrogate son, and in their grief, they found an unlikely camaraderie, an unusual friendship built on trust and mutual respect. They saw past each others’ metal armours and found the broken human inside.

I love that so much.

(do not tag this as ship)

Tony: hey son, heard you got an A+

Tony: *reaches hand in pocket* oh-oh what’s this? *pulls out a thumbs up* Tony: haha good job buddy

Peter: hahahahaihateyou

Peter: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief - Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance - spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.

Tony:

Peter: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away.

Tony: Never fucking speak to me again.

the b in peter b parker doesn’t stand for benjamin it stands for beautiful change my mind

Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!

T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?

Shuri ( Across the room ):  Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!

T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!

Peter & Shuri:  Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!

T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!

Peter & Shuri (Loudly):  Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!

Bad Guy: We have your kid.

Tony: What makes you think this kid is ours?

Bad guy: He keeps making vine references and won't shut up about Star Wars.

Stephen: Tony...he has our kid.

Tony: Yeah okay...which one?

Bad guy: Uhh...he has brown hair?

Stephen: You have to be more specific than that.

Bad guy: He also keeps mentioning how his mom is going to come down on us like a raging inferno.

Tony & Stephen: You have Peter.

Venom and Eddie Brock are fucking gay