Peter (under His Breath Upon Seeing T’Challa Lounging In His Suit): Sing Me The Song Of Your People

“No,” Eddie scolded.

Food.

“And I’ll get you your food. Just not that.” He pointed to the garbage in front of him. Even the smell was beginning to make Eddie nauseous. “Seriously? I can get you frozen dinner.”

We don’t like it.

“Why?”

Because you don’t like it, Venom countered. Why are we going to eat something you don’t like?

“Because it’s more edible than rotten food!” Eddie exclaimed, which was a mistake, as passersby stared at him with wariness. He muttered, “I’ll get you something better. What do you feel like having?”

Dog—

“No animals,” he added.

Fine. Venom pondered. Noodles.

“Noodles?” Eddie blinked.

You are fond of noodles, are you not? There was a hint of annoyance in his tone—which was really uncalled for. 

“Okay, okay. We’ll have Chinese for dinner. Nothing frozen.”

And no soy sauce. It’s salty!

Eddie chuckled, and finally moved away from the garbage since Venom had controlled of him momentarily. Man, he was a pushover. But only for Venom.

Dan: Oh hey Eddie see you drinking protein shakes.

Eddie: Huh? Oh no this isn't protein shake it's chocolate milk. Venom asked for this.

Voldemort: So, it has been brought to my attention that you refer to Draco Malfoy as your archenemy

Harry: Yes

Voldemort: Well? What did he do? I killed your parents, tried to kill your friend, actually killed one of your friends, and got your godfather killed. I also have tried to kill you for 6 years now, but it's this boy who deserves the title?

Harry: You have no idea how annoying he is

Infinity war spoilers with no context

shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives

t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop

👍🙌☝️

Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu

Peter: I don’t know how much you know about space, but me? I’m a fucking master. Ask me anything about space.

Shuri: Is it big?

Peter: Probably.

Oh my gosh! I love this!

this is a good year