I Tried To Hire A Hypeman And The Cheapest One (free) Was A Fucking Wizard And Now I Cant Get Rid Of

by macstonephoto

my voice drips with honeyed words, and the sweetest one i can speak is your name.

Scrolling on hinge and thinking about how none of these men will ever compare to Oscar Isaac

Thank you for feeding us these delicious little morsels you call bots <333 they are so so so good and I just wanna squeeze you they are so amazing 😚😚😚

PLEASE 😭😭😭

THIS IS SO SWEET TYSM <3 Squeezing you so much

I wish I was someone else. I wish I wasn't so ugly on the inside and on the outside.

{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}

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guys i made another fancy birthday cake for my friend who wants to see it