Jellyyfishdreamer

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

My soul has died alittle

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

PLEASE STAND BY

Wanda Maximoff x Female Reader (18+)

Warning: This will contain spoilers for the TV series “WandaVision”, it will also contain explicit content and each chapter will have warnings/contains at the beginning

There is something about this town, almost like it thrums with an energy that runs through it. There is something about the Vision household, almost like they’re holding something close to their chest. Everything here is perfect, unbearably perfect. You were always meant to find Wanda, but these feelings seemed to be off script. Please Stand By.

Chapter 1: Love is strange

Chapter 2: The times they are a-changin’  (Coming soon)

Chapter 3: She’s not heavy, she’s my lover  (Coming soon)

Chapter 4: Feel it in the air tonight  (Coming soon)

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT JACK UPLOADED A VIDEO AND IT WAS SCHNEEP SAYING THAT HE WAS OKAY AND THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT HE KEPT HESITATING AND WINCING AT CERTAIN POINTS AND ONE OF THE LAST FRAMES HE WAS ALL GLITCHED WITH A SLIT THROAT AND BLACK EYES AND A VERY FUCKIN UNSETTLING SMILE, BUT THEN THE NEXT FRAME HE WAS OKAY.

sorry i forgot to text you back i was scared

Jellyfish

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can we all pretend i didn't say that and instead said something much cooler and more interesting also

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