I Am Not Addicted To Booping. I Can Stop Any Time I Want!

I am literally on a competitive science team and I knew the answer to quite a few of the earth science questions from Steven Universe

…I am also the person on my team who specializes in the earth and space science category

God why the fuck are people following me all of a sudden?

I have no idea what to do with power so here’s my cat

This is a fucking cake cone and if you say anything else, you are a psychopath /lh /j (but in a very serious way)

Ok I’m really curious

I was attempting to get the plate covering the bobbin compartment off to clean out the compartment on my sewing machine because it’s been jamming and it won’t catch the thread on one side, but of course one of the screws is too tight so the screwdriver, which is specifically made for this sewing machine and came with it, launches out of my hand and into the nearest trash can, which was right behind me. Now I am rooting through the trash desperately looking for my screwdriver.

I have two questions for life.

First of all, why do these whimsical situations, that would normally only appear in a cartoon and end with the character rooting through garbage cans, always happen to me?? This is the second time in the past two months when I have had to root through garbage cans because of a chain of events with such a low probability of happening.

Second of all, WHO THE FUCK MAKES THE SCREW THAT TIGHT?

You guys should like… ask me stuff so I can answer it 🥺👉👈

The hardest part of being transmasc is having to go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

I uh… I only- I definitely don’t like being dominated because I’m very much not a bottom nervous but still very evil laugh

My water tastes like vyvanse

When is the guilty party remake for switch gonna come out, huh, Disney?

Hooray it is new years!

But more importantly I finally redownloaded all my software after 4 days on the phone with Nintendo