I Was Attempting To Get The Plate Covering The Bobbin Compartment Off To Clean Out The Compartment On
I was attempting to get the plate covering the bobbin compartment off to clean out the compartment on my sewing machine because it’s been jamming and it won’t catch the thread on one side, but of course one of the screws is too tight so the screwdriver, which is specifically made for this sewing machine and came with it, launches out of my hand and into the nearest trash can, which was right behind me. Now I am rooting through the trash desperately looking for my screwdriver.
I have two questions for life.
First of all, why do these whimsical situations, that would normally only appear in a cartoon and end with the character rooting through garbage cans, always happen to me?? This is the second time in the past two months when I have had to root through garbage cans because of a chain of events with such a low probability of happening.
Second of all, WHO THE FUCK MAKES THE SCREW THAT TIGHT?
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