I Do Not Have A Sense Of Smell And By Extent I Barely Have A Sense Of Taste, My Vision Is Very Bad So

I don’t use this word often, but absolutely based

why do you have soup in your pants?

Don’t tell anyone I told you because we aren’t supposed to let the gendersolid people know this, but the genderfluid is actually just soup

Why don’t wizards who have to yell out the spell they cast ever yell “I cast iron!” and throw a cast iron pan at someone

I’m back and stupider than ever

The hardest part of being transmasc is having to go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

He says meow (he hasn’t been fed in the last 5 minutes, he is very hungry)

That’s him. That’s the boi.

God why the fuck are people following me all of a sudden?

I have no idea what to do with power so here’s my cat

Taiga allergic D:

Sure sex is good but have you ever had perfectly ripe, deep red cherries?

Wha? Why is the new tumblr icon so boring??

My ADHD procrastination list has come full circle.

What if we kissed and I was wearing my hoodiehaj? 🥺👉👈 :333 <3

It’s technically not done yet but fuck you

Some guy told me I am compensating for having a small dick today but the fact that I have a dick at all is news to me.

He has blood. He is a blood donor.

Any questions?