Taiga Allergic D:

When is the guilty party remake for switch gonna come out, huh, Disney?

There was a moth on the ice rink today so I saved it and my teammates called me “weird and embarrassing”

I say they’re welcome that I didn’t let my friend die a horrible death at the blades of a bunch of skates or by freezing to death on the ice rink.

Oh it’s not just medicine, they’ve apparently started advertising sex toys and dating charisma, which probably aren’t the best things to advertise in the asexual tag.

what is the reason for picking the asexual tag to spam medicine ads wth

We need an adult show where people are always doing adult show things like making out randomly except the twist is that the main character is aroace and doesn’t know it yet and they have to try and figure out why everyone is constantly fucking and doing romance stuff and they aren’t.

The show would have a completely different plot so the entire point isn’t that the character can’t figure out why everyone is doing romance and sex stuff and it’s not obvious in the beginning but as the actual plot progresses, the character starts to question it more.

Whoever the FUCK is yodeling outside my house at 7 AM needs to STOP IMMEDIATELY.

Oh

I made 3 jars of delicious California reaper salsa yesterday afternoon and I have eaten two of them already.

It has come to my attention that I may have a small addiction to spicy food.

Just realized I have the perfect meme for this

why do you have soup in your pants?

Don’t tell anyone I told you because we aren’t supposed to let the gendersolid people know this, but the genderfluid is actually just soup

I don’t use this word often, but absolutely based

why do you have soup in your pants?

Don’t tell anyone I told you because we aren’t supposed to let the gendersolid people know this, but the genderfluid is actually just soup

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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