And Like I Really Doubt Adding Some Tags Sometimes

why am i feeling like i deceived people out here becsuse i tried drawing with something like perspective and s bit expeeimented with shading bit people prsise it in reblogs like they ghink i raw cool but i actually little idea what i was doing like they think i drsw cool while im not or at leasto not in that capacity

Is that imposter symdrom kicking in or something

Here goes Eldad Faerie kinda-crack AU

It's basically Elder Faerie being some kind of dad to this bunch of mentally unhealthy cookies

That sketch about "traumatic experience" started this idea so it half-belongs to this au

main info is written on sketch, I guess, I odn't know what to say yet

it does not yet have a timeline or reasoning or something, however I mostly think of it being like Elder Faerie is alive and well enough and Beasts are still mentally unhealthy but they kinda try to be better (kinda post-basically any plot that would unfold with Beasts) and they're under EF's unofficial custody

also it is not set in stone yet, however it is possible he was already appointed by Witches to being their dad before they got their "oof lmao"s, but I'm still thinking about it

Not even 5 minutes after Mydei leaves Phainon can’t stop talking about his wife.

Even after the 3.1 Trailblaze Mission, when you talk to Phainon again, he always brings up Mydei.

CRK AU masterpost (even if I have just 2 of those lmao)

AUs: Eldad Faerie AU, Sealed Mentors AU.

Eldad Faerie AU

"That was quite a story, Deceitful One"

(can be found by "eldad faerie au" tag)

Desc: Elder Faerie Cookie lives, and so slowly reforming Beasts are placed under his custody. Family shenanigans and lack of drama ensues.

Tags: crack, fluff, comedy, found family, purelilies are married, nothing bad happens

Main cast: Elder Faerie Cookie, Shadow Milk Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Burning Spice Cookie, Eternal Sugar Cookie, Silent Salt Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, White Lily Cookie

Created: 26th May 2024 (before Burning Spice update)

Posts:

1. First post

(there's nothing else here because this post was quickly put together to replace old pinned post (the one above))

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Sealed Mentors AU

"Always stand by what you believe in" (can be found by "sealed mentors au" tag)

Desc: The Ancient Heroes always remembered the wise and encouraging words their mentors shared with them, their calming voices. But not their faces nor their names. So when said mentors come back to their life... How quick does a good surprise turns into a bad one? (Description can be a subject to change later)

Tags: found family, (to be determined)

Main cast: Shadow Milk Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Burning Spice Cookie, Eternal Sugar Cookie, Silent Salt Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Dark Choco Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, White Lily Cookie

Created: 25th April 2025 (before Eternal Sugar update)

Posts:

1. Introduction post 2. Mentor&Mentee #1: The student of knowledge 3. Mentor&Mentee #2: The warrior of volition 4. Mentor&Mentee #3: The fledgling of change 5. Mentor&Mentee #4: The friend of happiness 6. Mentor&Mentee #5: The successor of solidarity 7. Mentors&Mentees: Full set 8. Ask: First Meeting (we're mourning the beautiful text I've lost)

THEY HAVE PAIRED STICKERS AYOOO

KOHLZEST FOR THE WIN!!!!!

People be heterocoding queer ships (please pray tell, when was the last time you saw gay wedding depicted with both men in black suits (as it is irl) as opposed to black and white, when was the last time you saw lesbian wedding depicted with both women in white dresses as opposed to one in dress and the other in black suit? How many do you see lesbian pairings that are not manly man but woman and girly girl? Heterocoding is another can of worms, I stop now) and then be furious when people ship hetero ships.

Sorry, but most of queer ships as of now are traditional hetero couple, but they are the same gender. I would like to call THAT a forced heterosexuality, not when people find some hetero pair they love. I bet if it was not shadowflour that got loved, but let's say mf/de, there would be no neg comments even though mf apparently hates all evil (bruh, she literally got grounded by Witches together with other Beasts, SHE DID SHIT IN HER LIVE, SHE JOINED THEM)

I will probably vent about heterocoding sometime later but as of now... I jope that's all I wanted to say

Just saw a shadowflour hate post, feeling good /sar (no hate to that person, I simply unfollowed and decided to make a response ig?)

How and why is it forced heterosexuality all of a sudden? That's bullshit. Any time we decide to ship a hetero ship its forced apparently?.. the gatekeeping is so insane.

Also.. when did it say that she hated evil and chaos? She legit destroyed a whole forest in a trailer (spoilers down below)

She also caused an illness to the dark cacao kingdom and also killed dark cacao's loyal followers. Sure, she might not care but you cannot say that she hates evil when this stuff happened..

She mightve only joined the beasts for her own cause yes, but they have the same goal, to destroy earthbread.

Also we are legit gatekeeping smc from any ship now. Jeez, what's next? We can't ship eternal sugar with him because she looks angelic and is lazy?? Or maybe burning spice due to his destruction would be 'abusive' in the relationship hmmmmm? Also, people can still not show empathy and care yet still be in a relationship yknow...

Anyway, shadowflour for the win.

they didn't interact for the rest of the chapter, guess i'm gonna keep going on one intercation let's go

Just finished watching ghosts and oh god my cap/havers oh god

Them looking longingly at each other, them gently whispering, them calling each other by names

I'm so not normal my heart wants to make some flips im not sure how to breathe and i cant stop thinking about them

I've only had cap/havers for a day and a half but if anybody tries to take them from me good luck im taking my tragic wartime gays with me to the afterlife like they're havers' swagger stick in cap's hands

I just can't it's insane

I was expecting only silly comedy from ghosts and yet i also got some very inspiring takes and one of my most favourite pairs if not the one

I don't remember any fictional romance ever making me shiver and feel so strange at heart and be unable to think of anything in the world

I don't even want to finish this post i want to keep talking of my love for these men and their feelings but i just can't put anything else into words

I love them so so much

I really wonder why that joke about Wright and prosecutors he had been defending is the most popular post here

Hey do you think pure vanilla/dark cacao and affogato/dark cacao nations would agree if someone proposed doing it together??? Not gonna but i still wonder