I Really Wonder Why That Joke About Wright And Prosecutors He Had Been Defending Is The Most Popular

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THEY'RE PERFECT PLEASE

(dies in an absolute shadowflour brainrot)

ShadowFlour HCs yes (contains spoilers oh)

Shadow Milk sometimes sits near the cocoon and waits for her to return to him, not asking, not demanding... simply waiting.

Shadow Milk knows Mystic Flour doesn't care anymore, but somehow still comforts him when he speaks about the past. It confuses him greatly.

Kisses shared between them are gentle and sweet, maybe with their souljams next to eachother on the ground, glowing brighter than ever before

Shadow Milk sometimes hosts plays in Mystic Flour's temple (with her permission ofc) to entertain the cookies residing at the temple and take the eyes of the greedy away from her.

Shadow Milk is like a siren, using sweet lies and his voice to drive people in. Mystic Flour would be greatful if it weren't for the fact that she became apathy long ago..

Shadow Milk tells sweet lies to Mystic Flour, she knows they are lies, yet cannot help but find comfort in them.

I will do other beast ships because I love them also eldershadow mayeb

Saint Vanilla Cookie from @cuppajj 's Beast Ancients AU

This man is genuinely terrifying when you know how sketchy (is pun intented? no idea) he is, when you are outside spectator. And I'm all in for it. This AU is just wonderful, neo-beasts nothing less than perfect.

a few versions i accidentally got and thought they look cool

Wright: so what's about the punishment?

Edgeworth: what punishment?

Wright: well the one you promised me for getting into Gunt's office

Edgeworth: oh that punishment. Well i promised you will punished to the maximum extent of the law...

Wright: (im already scared of whatever he could think of)

Edgeworth: so no more morning coffee Wright

Wright: WHAT?!

Edgeworth: i didnt finish yet. Attending courses or learning it by yourself - whatever you prefer, part of your punishment is that you have to learn how to brew perfect tea.

Wright: EDGEWORTH ITS TOO MUCH! I DONT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO WASTE IT ON SOME REFINED TEAS!

Edgeworth: you'll find time.

"So... What can you recommend?" asks Danheng and Bailu tries not to think too much about him not knowing taste of any food of his birthplace.

"Oh, there's a lot of tasty food out here!" smiles the healer and swings her arms so wide as if she wants to embrace the whole Aurum Alley they walk through in her arms. "Out of desserts I just love songlotus cakes! However taskpir wraps are just as good and all the other food... There's a loooot of tasty food in every shop!"

"Well, maybe someday I will try every dish there is here." Caelus was so right when suggested him to ask Bailu about food instead of him. Maybe even a bit too right if passionate eyes of younger dragon were saying anything.

"Oh, right!" Bailu takes Danheng's hand in her own and Danheng just can't comprehend what's happening in time. "You should try everything there is in Aurum Alley! And we're starting right now!"

"No need to hurry, there's a lot of time to..."

I can't be the only one who thinks that Lemon Zest acts kinda older-brother-figurely to Gingerbrave, right?????

SPIRER MYSTIC FLOUR SPIDER MYSTIC FLOUR

(dies in spiderlocing braintot)

Weirdos why are you like this

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Imagine bitter peaches but back in pre-DE times Dark Cacao had something going on with Pure Vanilla and then when it's pre-main plot of dck that manipulative bitch Affogato got him in relationship

And like, when it's Vanilla it's so obviously "oh, they're best friends" and when it's Affogato it's "oh, he's obviously manipulated into this"

But then Cacao gets that thousands years old femboy with no obvious subplots or no-homo explanations and Dark-"oh they're friends"-"oh he's manipulated"-Choco just goes "wait my dad is actually gay???"

I've only had cap/havers for a —day— hour and a half but im already sooo not normal about them

I want to turn into warm puddle with heart going brrrrrrrrr out of my sheer love for cap/havers

Nobody takes my cap/havers away

I want to get someone from my close circle to watch ghosts just so i have someone close to be insane about cap/havers to

Im gonna claw into my tragic wartime gays like a plushie and the will not be taken away from me even from my cold dead hands

im fighting gods of this world for my shadowflour