I Don’t Know Why This Part Makes Me Laugh So Hard

RIP to a real one

so apparently he doesn’t even turn into a fucking car

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan | 1989 | Dir. Rob Hedden

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

bet evil Cuphead and Mugman got real annoying real fast huh

if ***I*** ran into a shark, i wouldn’t automatically assume we were bros

rip to professor membrane but im different

I put Dancing Queen by ABBA over the prom scene in Carrie