Also The Fact That Nandor Has Never Been Normal About Guillermo…. Mister Relentless Have U Talked To

*Dr. Doofenshmirtz voice* “See Perry the Platypus, when I was a young boy a horse put me into a plinko machine, and now with my horse-plinkinator-…”

it’s always ‘why did you go to the creepy vampire castle despite the fact every villager tried to warn you not to’ and never ‘how was the vampire castle?’ or ‘the vampire castle looked fun was it fun?’ 

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“Chat it’s NOT lupus”

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

Mario Ambrosini from Goncharov (1973) is like a girlmutual to me. I want to tuck him into bed at night.