*Dr. Doofenshmirtz Voice* “See Perry The Platypus, When I Was A Young Boy A Horse Put Me Into A Plinko

Mario Ambrosini from Goncharov (1973) is like a girlmutual to me. I want to tuck him into bed at night.

I spent hours carefully crafting this blog to share my love for traditional values

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

Sorry it want me it was. Yonder demon

CAHIBDADE!!!!

There are many benefits to being a botanist 🍻✨🐄🤧🥄🐴🫁🥬

Hey adoring followers it me the RabisBabis

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Rabies

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“Big Time Rush” with every other beat removed