Zooweemama

You can lead a horse to plinko but you can’t make it plink

Bitch !! !

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Haha stibky

also the fact that nandor has never been normal about guillermo…. mister relentless have u talked to the other vampires I don’t think anyone else is picking their familiar up in the air in front of a mirror so they can pretend to fly …… and like that is season ONE

Sorry it want me it was. Yonder demon

CAHIBDADE!!!!

please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you