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Does anyone else hate the phrase “he broke your heart” or “aww how dare he hurt you” because I HATE IT.

No was has the power to hurt me and it’s ridiculous that people assume that I’m weak enough for someone who didn’t deserve my kindness to walk all over me and “break my heart”.

Only you control who has that power and it sure as hell ain’t someone who isn’t respectful.

I. Think. Not.

’He kept messing up his hair,’ said Harry in a pained voice.’ is maybe one of my fav lines jkr has ever written like Harry actually cannot deal with what a complete moron his father is 

What?! You can’t not add the part where they do it to Sirius!! Please please please write that bit too! Plleeeaaassseeee

The Talk

Yes, this is happening. Now, I don’t know if any of this has been declared canon or if this has been done before but I could not get Pascal giving Logan “the talk” out of my head. So I wrote this. Because I’m obsessed with the cubs, Pascal, and sex-ed that explains safe, sane, and consensual sex.

Oh, and I’m also the same bitch who wrote Number 7 which was about James Potter in the Sweater Weather univers as well. Though that one was more angsty, oops.

These characters are @lumosinlove‘s creation and I’m forever grateful of her creating them and sharing them. Haz, I hope it’s okay I borrow them for a bit;)

You can read the original fanfic here: Sweater Wheather. As well as the sidefic of the cubs here: Coast to Coast

Also, let me know if anyone wanna see these on AO3? Because I could post them there as well but I don’t know if people are interested in that.

Anyway, here’s the story of Logan getting The Talk from Pascal. Enjoy!

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Logan quietly slipped inside and closed the door behind him before locking it. It was a little after nine and even though he knew Adele was technically supposed to be asleep by eight-thirty she was still most likely in her “light sleeping stage” and could be right back to hyper if she knew Logan was back home. So, to avoid Celeste’s tired murder eyes he tried being as quiet as possible as he slowly made his way towards his room.

He had asked the Uber driver to drop him off a good stretch before the house so he could run back home. He had skipped his morning run in favor of sleeping in together with Finn and Leo but had promised himself he would make up for it. It still felt worth it when he stepped out of the shower and he smiled stupidly at himself in the mirror remembering their soft smiles in the morning as he towel-dried his hair.

He was singing along to “Love on top” as he stepped into his bedroom with a towel around his waist, another still drying his hair absently. But as he lifted his head to find some clean underwear he jumped back in surprise.

 “Hello”

 On his bed sat Pascal, arms crossed and a way too untrustworthy smile on his lips. Logan quickly recovered.

 “Uhm, hi,” He said, glancing around awkwardly. “Did I wake Adele? I swear I was trying to be quiet. Should I-“

“No no, you’re good kiddo, don’t worry,” Pascal said but stayed quiet after that and proceeded to just stare at Logan who was still only in a towel.

Logan searched the floor for clean underwear, waiting for Pascal to say something. When he didn’t Logan spoke instead.

“Did you need something?” He asked, trying to remember if he forgot something that would make Pascal mad. “Or am I in trouble?” He side-eyes Pascal who grinned wider, still untrustworthy.

“Yes, and probably not,” Pascal said, pointing at the stack of clean laundry on the top of his dresser. “But I’m gonna be the judge of that.” He added and seemed to enjoy Logan’s confused reaction.

“What the fuck does that mean?” Logan said, slipping on the clean pair of underwear that laid on top of the clean laundry stack.

“Language,” Pascal said sternly, and Logan rolled his eyes because he knew Pascal cursed just as much as him. Logan was simply better at doing it when Celeste wasn’t around. “And you’ll find out,” Pascal then threw one of Leo’s t-shirts in his face (Logan slept in it, sue him) and patted the bed beside him. “Sit.”

Logan squinted his eyes skeptically at him as he pulled the shirt over his head and sat down beside Pascal.

Pascal turned his body towards him and cleared his throat. “I’m gonna be blunt about this, okay?” He rubbed his hands together and squared his shoulders just like he did before a game, just before they went out on the ice. “You’re gonna hate this but as you live under my roof, you’re my responsibility. And I take that seriously. Plus, Celeste says this might be good practice.” He grinned again and Logan suddenly wanted to scoot away from him.

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Hi!

Hinnh fic recs pls? I feel I've read em all. Maybe some post-war angst?

Thanks :)

Hinny Fic Recs

My Favorites

I've Never Not Wanted You by whizzfizz (ao3 oneshot)

"ginny, i always want to sleep with you" by harpyloon (ao3 oneshot)

No Strings Attached by sybilltheseer (ao3 oneshot)

Through Her Eyes by sybilltheseer (ao3 oneshot)

Hinny Forbidden by hinnylove1216 (wattpad on hold)

One Last Kiss by s0me0ne15 (wattpad on hold) READ THE WARNINGS BEFORE READING

Protection by princesspotter (siye incomplete??)

One Look by princesspotter (siye complete)

Ten Reasons Why by noharmione (wattpad finished)

A Billionaire's Love by hinnyforever88 (wattpad incomplete)

Slytherin Angel by HarryInMultiUniverses (ffn.net incomplete)

The Prodigal Daughter by iluvfanfics1 (ffn.net incomplete)

It's In Her Kiss by LovesReading2 (ff.net incomplete)

The Commoner Queen by pilargirl (ff.net complete)

Favourite Clothes by bluebudgie (ff.net oneshot)

Hair Tie by percabeth824 (ff.net oneshot)

Clearly, I like AU. That's it for now, but I'll definitely reblog if I read something really good or if I think of something I haven't put down. I've checked the links, but please tell me if you are having trouble with any of them.

One of my favorite Harry Potter headcannons, from a fan fiction I read...

Was that Mrs Norris is an animagus who used to teach at Hogwarts and broke a bunch of laws so is now in her cat form to hide.

Argus Filch x Mrs Norris?

an ongoing series ‘Severus Snape as Gina Linetti’

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