Hey the next time you wanna commit a crime and then talk about it, don’t. Rats have connected words relating to homicide to food, and will not only tell all their friends about it, but the random fucker that can UNDERSTAND THEM
Look I’m not a snitch, but I know about way more than I’d like to. Pigeons are chatterbox’s, stray cats will spill for a decent bowl of food and a warm bed, and raccoons will sell you out for a literal corn chip.
It is not my job to fix others.
It is okay if others get angry.
It is okay to say no.
It is not my job to take responsibility for others.
I do not have to anticipate the needs of others.
It is my job to make me happy.
No one has to agree with me.
I have a right to my own feelings.
I am enough.
Lisa: Gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor.
Kaeya, with his feet on the table, knowing full well he’s just been called out:
@jokesrighthandman hey I feel obligated to warn you Snake got a bazooka and a strong dislike of riddler, plus no self preservation. If your still working for him might wanna keep some distance for a while
Ninjago Movie verse memes
Boil Water
Set the article of stained clothing in sink
Hold kettle or pot about 6-10 inches from clothing and pour boiling hot water over stained area.
If stain is older soak in cold water for 45 minutes or more before washing if that does not work repeat cold water soak for longer or pouring boiling water on it and use stain remover before washing.
I am prefacing this by saying please do not attempt self harm, it's not a rabbit hole you want to go down, but for those who are still in that rabbit hole or recovering from that tumble down here are some things that I learned that I want to share.
Bio Oil (can be found at drug stores) helps scars fade quicker when used properly.
Cleaning away blood and cleaning cuts, even if tired, can help you feel better emotionally and/or reduces chances of scarring. If you are still seeking escapism rubbing alchohol and hydrogen peroxide provide you with a sometimes painful sting while accomplishing the same thing.
Setting up a system so you can talk to people you trust without having to tell them what's going on in any sort of detail can be incredibly helpful. (or A Person, doesn't have to be a super important person in your life, just someone you trust enough to send a codeword that means "I need you to distract me from something.")
Keeping a pack of bandaids in your room or locker can be very useful if a scab gets scratched off.
Only in Gotham does Bane escort you and your friends to school when the bus can’t be bothered to show up
You know what I love about tumbler? I have fifteen other blogs, three of which have twilight fan fiction I wrote. But you’ll never find it. You’ll never make the connection. And now your stuck, knowing that I write twilight fanficton, amongst other fan fics, but you’ll never see it and connect it to me. And I love that.
Kookaburra enjoying itself
If there was ever a time for Gotham to become its own state, ITS FUCKING NOW