My Phone Just Closed The 8 Safari Tabs I Had Open Completely Unprompted And I’m Going To SCREAM

Oh, oh, you meant--! Haha, you meant that I should become acquainted with the lab members! Oh, see, there's--*stands in front of door, from behind which banging and groaning occurs*--there's been a funny little misunderstanding!

When you said to "make friends", I--*elbows the door to get the things behind it to quiet down*--I may have, aha, um... Misconstrued your words.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

I wanna know who the fuck told the GCPD my name was Bird Bitch

MY NAME IS CORVID

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conversation I had the blessing of hearing

Penguin: I’m sorry I don’t take advice from a madman.

Hatter: we’ll I don’t take criticism from whores!

Penguin: >:O

Riddler: says the whore.

Hatter: >:0

Scarecrow: takes one to know one.

Riddler: >:0

Joker: the slut energy in this room is immaculate.

You know, I did NOT need to be called out this hard

I was talkin to this guy who also had the same idea as me to hide in a dumpster, and we talked about our “villain origins” and I said I just did it for the chaos.

Then he says, OUT OF LEFT FEILD, “do you do it for the chaos, or are you angry at the world for beating you down when you couldn’t perfectly fit into the system, and so you target people and corporations that are enforcers of said system.”

Like DAMN if I wanted advice from a criminal I’d go to riddlers tumbler

Only in Gotham does the school baseball team captain set up practice in front of the apartment building of whoever pissed them off this week

Update: currently hiding from the cops in a dumpster. There’s no fucking service in here.

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

✨that’s the point✨ but in the meantime I get free shit from gcpd cars and get stabbed once a week (Gotham central hospital night staff know me by name) and he gets to NOT deal with Batman. Seriously how has your grandpa NOT gotten the hell beaten out of him by lord emo yet?

Hey, @gothamradiokid could you tell you grandpa to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I got woken up, at three in the GOD DAMN MORNING because MY NEIGHBOR FUCKED UP, AND HE SENT SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH IT. Tell him to do that at midday or some shit, some of us are sheltering highly reactive new mama dogs, and need at least 30 minutes of sleep.

Guys, when I say kaeya carry’s my damn team, I mean that if I didn’t have him, every beefed hilichurl I came across would’ve wreaked my shit a LONG time ago

This goes to the bitch who said “You still have kaeya in your team? What are you poor?”