✨Guess Who Was Going To Shoplift At The Mall But Had To Leave Early Due To Sensory Issues✨

“Back in my day, nobody was depressed, we all just lived our lives.”

No. You didn’t. You grew up in a generation where everyone decided talking about feelings is hard, and therefore didn’t. So if you wanted to say how you felt, you were often mocked, silenced, or shamed. So you could have a mental illness, but due to your own emotional trauma, you likely wont ever find out. And because you were never taught healthy coping methods for emotions, you lash out.

Good news: I had my big debut!

Bad news: I used a stupid one liner

So I was in a supermarket buying bread for the pigeons, and was at the front when a guy pulled a gun and was robbing the register. Typical Gotham. He gets the money, and something hit his hand and the gun fell near me. Now everyone in Gotham knows how to use a pistol. So I pick it up, point it at him, and asked that he give me the money. He does, and I go “welp, gotta fly!”

GOTTA FLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME HOLY FUCK

but good news I’ve got an outfit in the works!

Update: THAT SOMETHING WAS A BASEBALL FUCKING LUCKY THREW HE WAS TRYING TO HELP ME

It’s me, ya boi

GOTHAMITES IF YOU SEE THIS YOU HAVE TO MAKE A PICREW OF YOURSELF RN HERES THE LINK https://picrew.me/image_maker/1170750

HERES MINE😎

Does anyone know what Joker was saying on this morning’s broadcast? It was too bright so I couldn’t hear

Lady’s, gentlemen and others, I have gathered the votes, and here’s this week’s edition of

“Who’s gonna fuck up public transit the most”

Starting at 10$, we have Two-face. He’s been inactive lately, so it makes sense

At 7$, we have, Surprisingly, Riddler. Then again, school started about two weeks ago, so, you know, tis the season

And at 2$, we have Joker. He’s just been put back in Arkham, so we have a good two days to a week before he starts fucking shit up

That’s it for this week everyone, I’ll post the results on Saturday!

My boss asked me why Red Hood stopped by today, and I didn’t know how to explain without basically asking to be arrested, so Red Hood, if you get a card saying “I’m sorry for your loss” don’t question it there’s an edible arrangements gift card in there

I just remembered that when I was a kid I put serious thought into an idea for an edgy villainy themed department store, like as a genuine career goal I devised to be completely within the realm of possibility and if I remember correctly my idea included:

Satirical ads and signage just bragging about being a soulless corporation

Scary uniforms with optional helmets for employees

Only sinister music ever plays

Large, obvious security cameras with visible laser sights

Menacing but technically correct signage, like “corpse flesh” for meats

A pet section with only snakes, spiders, scorpions and piranhas

A moat outside with live alligators. Bass Pro fishing shops already actually do this so why not.

Overwhelmingly large horror dvd selection, all other genres condensed into a smaller section presented kinda like the weenie hut from spongebob

“Skeletons” as an entire department

Carnivorous plant nursery in the garden section

The store holds very frequent raffles and contests but the prize is always knives

My reasoning besides it being fun was that everyone was probably sick to death of businesses pretending to be wholesome and caring about you and people are also just bored in general so the spectacle itself might pay for the cost of its gimmicks and actually all the regular items would be as cheap as possible

So, here’s a fun fact.

Riddler will go out of his way to avoid fucking up the school. Hell, he’s ENCOURAGED us to go to school. So it’s really funny when another villain makes us miss school, because he gets really mad. And its always the new people that do it to. I don’t know if I’m making much sense, so here’s what my classmate heard when they got kidnapped:

“Who you got?”

“Some school boy, I don’t know. He’s dressed all nice like, so his parents are probably rich.”

“Nice knowing you.”

“What?”

“Your making this kid miss class.”

“So?”

*Gunshots*

“Ah, that’d be Riddler.”

Our favorite green question mark was really ready to get in a fist fight with GOD over the disruption of this child’s education.

Shout out to Riddler, who let me off the hook when I apologized for taking so long to answer a riddle because I forgot my ADHD meds.

How to remove Bloodstains from clothes

(or just stains in general)

Boil Water

Set the article of stained clothing in sink

Hold kettle or pot about 6-10 inches from clothing and pour boiling hot water over stained area.

If stain is older soak in cold water for 45 minutes or more before washing if that does not work repeat cold water soak for longer or pouring boiling water on it and use stain remover before washing.

Some helpful tricks I want to share since the weatheris getting colder here and I know it's easier to hide pain behind layers:

I am prefacing this by saying please do not attempt self harm, it's not a rabbit hole you want to go down, but for those who are still in that rabbit hole or recovering from that tumble down here are some things that I learned that I want to share.

Bio Oil (can be found at drug stores) helps scars fade quicker when used properly.

Cleaning away blood and cleaning cuts, even if tired, can help you feel better emotionally and/or reduces chances of scarring. If you are still seeking escapism rubbing alchohol and hydrogen peroxide provide you with a sometimes painful sting while accomplishing the same thing.

Setting up a system so you can talk to people you trust without having to tell them what's going on in any sort of detail can be incredibly helpful. (or A Person, doesn't have to be a super important person in your life, just someone you trust enough to send a codeword that means "I need you to distract me from something.")

Keeping a pack of bandaids in your room or locker can be very useful if a scab gets scratched off.