So, Here’s A Fun Fact.

@jokesrighthandman hey I feel obligated to warn you Snake got a bazooka and a strong dislike of riddler, plus no self preservation. If your still working for him might wanna keep some distance for a while

When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

I’m so glad to see I’m not the only one!

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

Me and the baseball team are going to metropolis this weekend to spray paint pride flags on lux Luthers tower, who wants to come?

Edit: he doesn’t deserve to have his name spelled correctly. I’ll change it when he starts funding charities.

When it’s hard to heal and break your family’s cycle of emotional abuse but you do it anyway because SOMEONE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN BLOODLINE HAS TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING

By the way this page very much is not safe for Izzy hand. If I was given the chance I’d make him Izzy Handless.

This man is a homophobic gay

Pretty sure I just saw Harley Quinn beat what MIGHT have been joker quite literally into the concrete with a chair, but it’s hard to make out a face under the blood

Hi kids!

Welcome to your first day at the Fairchild Preparatory School for Young Avatars.

Today we’ll be learning a song to help you keep track of your patron, and the powers all your little friends will soon be serving too.

It goes a bit like this:

The Eye sees everything The Web likes to control Corruption is decay and rot In the Lonely you’re alone

The Slaughter feeds on blood The Stranger you don’t know The End will come for all of us And the Hunt won’t let you go

The entities, the entities There are fourteen entities Choose one to serve until you die Choose the one that’s meant to be

Desolation burns with pain And the Vast is open wide The Flesh is what we all are made of And the Dark is more than night

The Spiral drives you mad The Buried wants you trapped But only one can end the world With a ritual, now how ‘bout that?

The entities, the entities There are fourteen entities Choose one to serve until you die Choose the one that’s meant to be

And don’t get blown up by a mean old lady!

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