Yes, I Am A Straight Man. Yes, Getting The Shit Beat Out Of Me In An All-male Mosh Pit Is An Erotic Experience

Realizing that I probably should have done an introduction post/about me thing before this, but better late than never, I guess!

Name: Jay Pronouns: he/they/it Age: 18+ Current favorite fandoms: scythe, lotf, mphfpc, eragon, fob, bmth, top gun, the great gatsby favorite color: red things I like: reading, writing, history, fall out boy, fancy highlighters, almost never posting on tumblr

Another Scythe Rand moodboard bc i'm bored

yess exactly--

so many of my literary favorites (including rand) are morally dubious, it just makes them more interesting

have you guys ever felt guilty for liking a character??

i KNOW i shouldn't like scythe rand but i feel like there's so much to her

i don't defend her actions at all but sometimes i sit and think about how she was before she was loyal to goddard

okay but.. will you wait 117 in solitude to be with me again.. will sand filled with shrapnel be beautiful because you're standing in it with me.. will you die seven times just to spend seven years with me.. will you tell your god you don't forgive it for what it did to me.. will you freeze to death in my arms on the ocean floor... ?

Love it how the new sleep token has every emotion I’ve ever felt:

Ridiculously good horny song(s)

sobbing and crying and sobbing

*throwing it back aggressively to trap beat*

My Lover Doesn’t Love Me

my Demons have showed up

I Am In Love With Someone Dangerous

guttural screeching

anyways this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

ok, I’m just gonna fix this hold on— *overcomplicates the narrative* *overcomplicates the narrative* *overcomplicates the

Come watch Dead Boy Detectives!

We have:

Bitchy boy from Hell

Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat

Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)

Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful

Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude

A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss

Bird

Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention

Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM

Cute librarian :)

A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for

A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex

Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet

Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork

Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste

One (1) man with no trauma

The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion

Ghost postman. He delivers the ghost post

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" ok and??? I am a false prophet??????? God is a superstition??????? I am a false prophet??????????????????God is a superstition???????????????????