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I would like to congratulate my bff @jayfeather1789 for finally writing the kiss scene in their slowburn fanfiction!

they are super awesome and i will be sure to update this post with a link when they publish the completed fanfiction on ao3 (it’s a lotf epilogue and really good!<3)

as a runner, this is both relatable and offensive

but mostly relatable

every swimmer that i know has such a love-hate relationship with swimming. we’ll complain about having to jump in a pool at 7am, then when people ask why we don’t just quit, we decide that swimming is the best thing since sliced bread!

28 years ago today Stu Macher threw a very eventful party (:

By the way, Rowan Damisch loves to sing. He does it all the time. Citra thinks it's great and loves listening to him. And no I'm not just basing this on that one scene in the toll when Rowan tries to get the guards to sing with him.

fumbling a freak should be punishable by death

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

"my child is fine" your child has been listening to Emergence by Sleep Token on repeat for the past 6 days

Realizing that I probably should have done an introduction post/about me thing before this, but better late than never, I guess!

Name: Jay Pronouns: he/they/it Age: 18+ Current favorite fandoms: scythe, lotf, mphfpc, eragon, fob, bmth, top gun, the great gatsby favorite color: red things I like: reading, writing, history, fall out boy, fancy highlighters, almost never posting on tumblr

Listen Disney, you now have the rights to two different book series that had unfaithful adaptations, and they both happen to be my childhood favourites.

I’m so excited to see both of them on tv HOWEVER-

I am BEGGING on my hands and knees DON’T FUCK THIS UP.

That singular "WOO!" right before the nasty drop is keeping me alive