jaxie-the-kat - A Goofy Goober
A Goofy Goober

The goofiest goober that ever did goof. | Jaxie | She/They | 17 | AriesCurrent obsessions: Apollo, EPIC the Musical, Rick Riordan as a whole. (though mostly Trials of Apollo since I just finished reading it)BTW please don't send me donation asks, I'm really sorry but I just don't have any money to donate and it stresses me out

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2 years ago

Oh my god! The skrimblo has spoken!

(i'm so sorry to both Bill and the admin, i just got so happy qwerfvbhjio i adore and worship him)

I have like... three questions.

Had you ever possessed a human before Stanford? And if so, who and why? (If you don't mind saying of course)

If you had a human form, what would you wear? Would you be in a suit, or more casual clothes?

How many different dimensions have you visited, and which one is your favorite?

That's all! Thank you for your time! I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day/night Mr. Cipher!

RODE A TANK, HELD A GENERAL'S RANK, KILLED THE CZAR AND HIS MINISTERS, ANASTASIA SCREAMED IN VAIN! KNEW YOUR FATHER, I DID. AND DON'T BE TOO SURE I WASN'T IN THE GARDEN WITH MR. AND MRS. ADAM!

ALL YOU KIDS REALLY WANT ME TO BE SOME KINDA DAPPER, TWINKY "TUMBLR SEXY MAN" - AND I GET IT. MY SNAPPY LIL' TIE, CANE AND HAT GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS. HABERDASHERY COUNTS WHEN YOU NEED TO DISTINGUISH YOURSELF FROM A MYRIAD SEA OF OTHER SHAPES. AND THOSE LITTLE FANCY PARTS HAPPEN TO BE PART OF MY BIOLOGY! BUT THE KEY TO A GOOD INFILTRATION IS TO LOOK JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. LIKE STAND USERS! SO, YOU KNOW, IF THE HOBO I'M RIDING SHOTGUN IN ON MY WAY TO ROB FORT KNOX HAS HOBO CLOTHES AND SMELLS LIKE A WET BADGER, THEN SO BE IT! LEMME TELL YOU, OLD FORDSY WAS PRETTY BAD AT SHOWERING. BETWEEN HIS FUNK AND MCMEMORYLOSS'S SPITTIN' CHAW, THAT BASEMENT LAB GOT PRETTY RIPE!

MY CURRENT FAVORITE DIMENSION IS THIS ONE, BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW HAVEN'T MANAGED TO BLOW YOURSELVES UP YET! AND HECK, I LIKE ME A GOOD CHEESEBURGER. IT'S HARD TO GET THOSE IN A LOT OF OTHER DIMENSIONS, WHERE CRUELTY TO OTHER LIVING THINGS HAS BEEN OUTLAWED (NANNY DIMENSIONS. BORING. WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT CONFLICT AND STRUGGLE?)


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2 years ago

more Bill shitposts because I dunno what else to do with myself. art not mine, animation made using https://makesweet.com/my/heart-locket one of these days I'll post my own art


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2 years ago

Uhhhh hi!

I'm new here! So I thought I might introduce myself!! My name is Jaxie, I am 17, I go by she/they pronouns.

A few of my other favorite things are.. the color blue, cats, bread, John Mulaney, and stars. A few of my comforts are.. Mushrooms, tiny things, fluffy things, Will Wood, and uh other things. Comfort Characters: Apollo (greek god of music and poetry and the sun), The Collector (TOH), Bill Cipher.. others I'll add as I think of them My fandoms are.. Undertale/Deltarune (and their AUs), The Owl House, Gravity Falls, Rick Riordan as a whole, Epic the Musical, uh there's more I'm sure. I have ADHD, so I.. forget things a lot, have trouble focusing, repeat myself or talk in circles, have trouble thinking straight sometimes, type the way I talk sometimes (using "uh/um" or typing out strange noises I make irl, other things like that), if there is something I like, there's an 85% chance I'll comment on it freaking out over it. there's probably more things I'm not thinking of, I'll add them later. Anything else I remember about myself that may be important I will put here! Feel free to ask questions! Have an awesome day/night!

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