The First Thing That Came Into My Head Was

oh my gods COW

Poor babey 🥺

I've never drawn a cow before but I love how it turned out

(slight blood warning)

Guys random thought: Thanksgiving on Mount Olympus must be the most hectic ever

Dionysus says something about Ares and Aphrodite's relationship and Ares throws an axe at him Hermes makes a lighthearted joke about Apollo and Artemis mistakes him as being serious and turns him into a pincushion (Apollo's looking at his badass sister like "why did you just skewer my brother") Hera already does not want to be there and she's one "Thank you, lovely Ganymede" away from stabbing someone (Ganymede is miserably milling around the table filling everyone's cups cuz he has to bc it's his job) Demeter is glaring at Hades (Poseidon invited him because he's his brother and it would have been rude not to) and Persephone is sitting next to him looking back and forth at her mon and then at her husband Poseidon and Athena are kind of trying to calm everyone down Hephaestus is just silently eating, he does not wanna be a part of the family drama And Hestia is sitting under the table crying beside Hephaestus' legs because a) she doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and b) he's the only one eating the meal she planned

he’s yapping about a talking arrow? idk seems kinda crazy to me. He’s lucky he’s cute.

oh he’s…playing the ukulele now. Great.

"Well he's a cute lil guy.. looks like one of my dad's lizards.. a.. what'd he call them.. a kimono dragon? Or something?" She smiles a bit. Noodle the ferret climbs off her shoulder and into her lap, tilting his head at the little lizard.

OPEN STARTER: PETS?

Theo convinced Commodus to go to the zoo after his... incident with Rey. He's still in crutches, but the vial Bee gave him works wonders, since all he has are bandages for general support now, no casts needed. It's a medical miracle.

While at the zoo, he somehow manages to lose sight of Commodus. He decides that it is not a big deal and goes to the reptile enclosure section, where he goes to see the snakes, the lizards, the komodo dragons... All kinds of cool and probably venomous things. They fascinate him. Surprisingly enough, no one else seems to be there when he goes in.

When he leaves, he still can't find Commodus. He still decides that it isn't a big deal and leaves the zoo after checking out a couple more sections. Gods, he loves the zoo. It's amazing, and all the animals are so cool, and he can see everything he didn't get to see as a kid.

Then, once he leaves he finally notices that one of his sleeves feels... heavy. When he checks what it is, he can't believe his eyes. He quickly goes to the nearest bookshop and snatches at least three books about reptiles and specifically one species of reptile...

When you find him, he's sitting in the forest, books open on the ground. He's hunched over them, there's something in his hands and it sounds like he's softly scolding it. "Hey- Hey, come on, I'm trying to learn here- woah, don't eat the damn paper-" He hugs whatever he's got closer to himself. When you get close enough to see what he's holding, you realize...

Oh my gods, it's a tiny baby.

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Can you draw Nyx ( personification of night) please and thank you(: also is it true that you eat babies?

and no, i do not eat babys.

THEY'RE ALL SO COOL AND PRETTY AND AWESOME AND- *EXPLODES*

gods!! i stared this a while ago so some of the designs were slightly altered in the meantime so i might do another one of these

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *explodes*

I love him so much he's gorgeous your design for him is so PRETTY i want to give him kisses 🥺

haven't drawn my apollo in a while and that had to be corrected 💛

the random🪻is so fucking funny to me man (full version under cut)

it's not explicit at all but, just to be sure, putting this under the cut.

stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

Aphrodite’s man

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