Well S H I T—

Credit to the owner (watermark)

I changed my Home Screen to this on my phone and every time I leave an app I feel obligated to wave back at him every.single.time.

I- ..... wow.......

good lord jen-

You + nomin opening a cat cafe together 🏃🏼‍♀️💨

Elliot is the standard

This user's favourite SDV character is Elliott

This comeback is gonna leave me in complete shambles

HIS WAIST I AM GOING INSANE

[12:18 AM]

TW: None

CW: Single Parent AU, Babies

Y/N Pronouns: Female (She/Her)

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@jaeminsespresso thanks for the idea, love!

“Oh my god, you have no idea how much I owe you right now,” you looked exhausted when Xuxi opened up the door.

“Of course, come in,” he says while he steps aside. You walked in without another word and carefully carried a large baby carrier with you. “What happened?”

“My mom called, she needs help right now because her car stalled and I had no one to turn to,” you rushed. You placed the carrier by the couch and handed Xuxi a large bag. “Have you ever changed diapers before?”

“No…”

“Okay, not a problem, just look it up on YouTube. Her formula’s in the bag, you just have to mix it with a cup of warm water. I packed a lot of little towels and, yes, before you ask, you will need all of them. She has extra clothes in there too, just in case, and if she cries just give her her pacifier and if that doesn’t work just hold her for a bit but don’t shake her up because she has a weak stomach and she’s heavy so be careful. Use this towel whenever you carry her because yes oh god babies throw up. And, whatever you do, keep these little gloves on her because the little girl loves to scratch herself and it worries me to no end. Do you have any questions?” You caught your breath and held your hands in gentle fists. Xuxi just shook his head.

“Just go, (Y/N), I’ll take care of her for you.”

“Thank you so much, you’re a life saver, Xuxi. If anything happens just call me and I’ll go to someone else, okay?”

“No worries! I can take care of mini-(Y/N) just as well as I take care of you,” he laughs. You visibly relaxed and was about to say more when your phone rang again.

“Okay, that’s my cue. I’ll be back as soon as I can!” You took your keys out and rushed out of the door.

“Drive safe!” Xuxi called once again, but you were already in your car and driving off. Xuxi sighed and locked his door, walking over to the barely a year old child who was wide awake in the carrier. “Hello there, mini-(Y/N),” he says. The baby stared at him with wide eyes and Xuxi smiled softly. “I’m your mom’s best friend! Just call me Uncle Xuxi, okay?” The baby just babbled and Xuxi laughed quietly. “Want to come out of your little carrier? It’s past your bed time.”

“Mm,” the baby answered in a way as if to say yes and Xuxi carefully unbuckled her carrier and pulled out the towel from the bag.

“Your mom is so cool, I could never do what she’s doing, especially alone,” he says with a wistful voice while he fixed the towel over his shoulder. He picked up the small baby with precision, the last thing he wanted was to hurt the small baby and have her not trust him for the rest of her life, no way, then he walked over to his kitchen. “You’re so light, I don’t know what (Y/N) was talking about, calling you a big baby, haha. Oh and you’re so cute, you’ve got big ol’ eyes like your mom, don’t you? Don’t worry, you can trust your good uncle Xuxi. I won’t leave you like your dad did.”

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jenooooooooooooooooo

🤤🤤🤤

TODAY WE EAT!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s okay if you’re passionate about something you’re not good at.

Dies

quaran-ten vlog #1 🐱

Tagging @stayarmytinyzenmoa-l so she can see my results of the bingo :P

I still have never been to a concert, was supposed to go in May of 2020 to see BTS but that obv didn’t happen… I can’t sleep but also can’t pull an all nighter bc I literally cannot function without sleep idk how y’all do it… and I get too much anxiety if my phone died and I didn’t know someone’s phone number so the only ones I have memorized and my immediate family and grandparents.

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Ugh I fucking wish Kun would get me an entire tub of ice cream and we'd just sit down and cry. He's totally a "go ahead and cry it out, take as long as you need" and thus make me cry even more.

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me who's currently writing a literal captain america the first avenger self insert jfhdskfsdfjsdjfsdjfsd

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Last Movie: WALL-E (I wrote an entire fucking essay on why WALL-E is one of Pixar's most moving films and it barely has any actual lines of dialogue in it ffs this is my all time favorite Pixar movie with Luca coming in close at second.)

Currently Watching: Hospital Playlist! (It's my mom and I's favorite drama atm hehe she's a NICU nurse and I'm a med student so we have a lot of fun watching it!)

Currently Reading: My past fics so I can remember what happened anD FINALLY PUBLISH AN UPDATE I'M SO SORRY YOU GUYS ;-;

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Prompt: If you made periods of your life based on which deadly sin took control, what kind of list would await us?

Period One: Birth to Third Grade

Gluttony

Period Two: Third Grade to Eight Grade

Greed

Period Three: Eighth Grade to Tenth Grade

Pride

Period Four: Tenth Grade to Twelfth Grade

Lust

Period Five: Twelfth Grade to Gap Year

Envy

Period Six: Gap Year to Now

Wrath

Questions:

Which sin is your strongest nature (always there)? Envy

Which period was your golden age? I'd like to think Period Five

Which period/sin you despise the most? Pride

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What fandoms have you written for (but do not currently)? I used to write for a lot of different animes and video games. I wrote for Hetalia (I know ew), Black Butler, the Fire Emblem series, Persona, Fruits Basket, Soul Eater, Ouran Highschool Hostclub, etc. And... yes, I was in the dreaded Superwholock and Homestuck fandoms.

What fandoms are you currently writing for? K-Pop, obviously, but on my other blog I'm writing for DC/Marvel comics as well!

How long have you been writing? Good lord, since like 2012 so like... fucking hell, I've bEEN ON THIS DAMN SITE FOR NINE YEARS?!!!!!!

On which platforms do you post your stories? I'm active on here (Tumblr) and Ao3, but I also post my stories on Wattpad to deter plagiarizers there.

What is your favorite genre to write? I'm a slut for angst, but I often find myself writing some fun fics with a dash of it. But, when I do get angsty, I go hard.

Are you a pantser or a planner? Definitely a planner, but I allow myself to be flexible in my stories too. My plans are just fundamentals that I build upon.

One-shot or multi-chapter? I usually write multi-chapters, but my one-shot fics are when I really take my time to develop characters in, literally, one go. I enjoy writing both though@

What is the perfect chapter length in your opinion? Eh, mayb around 4K-6K id my average.

What is your longest published story? Zemblanity in terms of overall length but Infatuation if all goes as planned (and considering the endings are super long). My longest one shot is Covalence at around 20K.

Which story did you enjoy working on the most? Zemblanity hands down. It's my favorite series of all time and most of my readers were very active when sending in asks and giving feedback! It's still getting a lot of traffic on Ao3 as well!

Favorite request you’ve written and why? Ooooh, I reblogged it recently, actually. It's a CandShopWorker!Baekhyun x Single!Parent!Reader. I just enjoyed toying with the idea, you know?

Are there reoccurring themes in your stories? I tend to go a little too hard on the science themes...

Current number of wips? Seventeen total!

Three things you have noticed about your writing? My bitchass tends to repeat a lot of phrases (I'm so sorry), I either rely too much on dialogue or too much on description, and I have a habit of forgetting general timelines (hence why I try to keep my outlines detailed and next to me while I write)

A quote you like from a published story? Hmm... there are two. The first is from Zemblanity "But in it was enough love for a lifetime" and the second is from A Tricky Game of Fate (and I'll probably stick it in Fate's Gamble too) "'in this life and in the ones to come, I hope it is always you and me,' your voice was quiet, but it rang volumes in his heart."

A quote from an unpublished story? "I'll ask you again, and, please, this time don't lie. Do you love me?"

Space for you to say something to your readers~~ I literally love all of you so much. My active readers and my silent ones alike, you all motivate me to keep sharing stories I used to just conjure up in my head alone and I'm so glad that we all have so much fun while doing it!

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