I Hate To Identify Me With This😞

the thing is ms swift could release a song w the lyrics "i love kissing my straight boyfriend as a straight woman and having straight sex to make straight babies" and you'd have essays about how she's a dyke. sir paul mccartney, meanwhile, could write a song w the lyrics "I'm in love with my dead best friend who's a man who died and I loved to kiss him and jerk him off I wish I could be out in public with him but he's dead" and you'd have reviewers going "another beautiful song that shows mccartneys deep platonic love for lennon." in this essay I will-

goals

fuck dating apps i wanna meet the old fashioned way (he watches me play at a fête and then i invite him into my band which leads to a 23 year long psychosexual obsession with him)

A friendly reminder to USians: if you are planning to vote on Election Day, your mantra is "Nothing I see today convinces me not to go vote."

Exit polls suggest DT cannot be caught? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Exit polls suggest KH has it in the bag? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Pundits are saying the country is swinging overwhelmingly red? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Pundits are saying the country is swinging overwhelmingly blue? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Polls can be misleading (intentionally or not). The methodology can be biased (or simply poor). Early results may not reflect what the full count will show. There may be a red mirage. NOTHING YOU SEE CONVINCES YOU NOT TO VOTE.

The biggest Democratic win in swing states means nothing if democrats don't turn out everywhere to keep the reliably blue states blue.

VOTE. Wear appropriate weather gear if you think you may have to stand in a line outside (coat, hat, gloves, umbrella, sunhat, whatever, you know where you live). Bring water and a snack and something to do (book, game on your phone, podcast and headphones, whatever, you know what you like). GO VOTE.

NOTHING YOU SEE ON ELECTION DAY CONVINCES YOU NOT TO VOTE.

Paul with Linda in songs: “partner"💗🩷🍂🎼✨😘🫶🏻

Paul with John: "ex friend"😭😍😿🫦🫠🥹🫂🎸❤️💔❤️🔥🔥💙💚

The song Paul clearly wrote for Linda: you’re such a rock star and team player! I was going through such a hard time after my last breakup but your support has helped so much ☺️

The song Paul clearly wrote for John: remember how I used to call you every night when I was an in-the-closet twink teen? I miss your voice so much that I literally always call out your name in the night, maybe during a dream or sex or while I’m doing dishes idk. Anyway listen to these yaoi howls

my favorite lesbian is John Lennon

Only John can sympathize with the feminine hysteria of a lesbian teen girl going to art school. If I told him anything I've ever done he would jump in with his own story. I may have 1000 Paul pictures and a body pillow of Paul but that's only because my psyche is in line with lesbian John lennon

1977: Paul sings a wistful tune. (Note: A fragment; this is either all there is of the song or all that has been publicly released.)

PAUL: I can’t write another song / As long as you keep leaving / Day by day my nights are long / But I keep on believing / Some men fight for lovers’ rights / Some men fight for freedom…

I love when ppl valiantly try and villainize like one beatle in particular and it's always like. well the thing is. they all sucked in their own special and unique ways. none of us get to be on a high horse here it's basically "band of best friends who suck"

he would probably save us from that ugly orange old man and the other freak guy reptilian

kiss kiss kiss 🫦

in honor of McLennon day I am posting this here and not saying anything