Somehow I Got 95/20 On An Assignment

You had hope, something Star Wars was supposed to have. 🤷🏻‍♀️

My villain origin story is knowing I gave multiple people hope™️ that TROS was going to deliver a beautiful hopeful story and then having to sit through TROS myself.

But in the Saga of Larten Crepsley, he and Wester looked at each other confused. “They had never seen a deep gaze in any man’s eyes” roughly translated, but still there

*walks in*

*walks onto stage*

*grabs microphone*

*breathes in to prepare*

*looking down at the confused audience*

“Larten is bi”

*The crowd cheers as I drop my mic and enter the shadows of where I once came*

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me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

REYLO FOREVER

“It wouldn’t be healthy” oh please give it up

Google, I—

EXCUSE ME I—

OKAY BUT—

Google... is a Reylo.

The Rise of Skywalker reylo poster inspired on the Pride & Prejudice movie poster (link in the comments)

tay nobody, a real victim of the whole JB saga. pls hear her own words to defend herself, here’s everything she has to say, to the Reylos family & her friends. To Lucasfilm, pl read her last words. pls give her more loves.

(cr above, all from tay nobody’s twitter account. pls show her some loves, and spread the words among our Reylo family for her, pray for her.)

https://twitter.com/usethehorserey/status/1216527622974459910

TLJ had like 6-7 super brief Reylo scenes and they were amazing. Of course an action movie can’t live up to fic, but Reylo scenes tend to be so compelling and full of chemistry that they suck all the attention towards them. Keep in mind, of all the “backlash” to TLJ that Disney’s trying so hard to get away from (lol), Reylo wasn’t a part of it. The Reylo complaints were just in anti circles, yet even the Fanbros were like “This part was the best/most compelling part”

I know. TLJ backlash or not, everyone with a braincell is aware that Reylo is one of the best things that came out of this trilogy. Even those who aren’t shippers or super fans of it. You gotta recognize it’s one of the few elements that have some spark and aren’t a flat ripoff of the same old formulas. And that it drives the plot and keeps the narrative together in ways that no other storytelling element does.

And I have no doubt that any amount of Reylo we’re getting in TROS will be the best part of the movie, and the most critically praised too. 

How do I know? Because Adam fucking Driver will be in the Reylo scenes. Trio stuff and fanbro-friendly shenanigans don’t have an Adam.

Same Energy

— or, two (2) emotionally constipated idiots on their way to get the girl