Think Vere yelled “fuck you” at Ais and Ais was like “come here then”?
Prompto: I just noticed we are all Disney princesses. None of us have mothers and things have happened to us.
Noctis: please no singing
Ignis: if anyone sings, I'm crashing the regalia and killing us all.
yt: junskitchen 🌸
I have been reposted by my hero!
Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?
Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.
Atsushi: A zombie?
Dazai: Chuuya.
Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.
Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US
If you want to sure
I will be starting a series called “Bungo stray cats” you can do questions on it.
I am not a great writer so please don’t hate on me over it. I haven’t written a story since high school.
Dazai: *Flirting with Sigma* You still a virgin?
Sigma: Does me getting fucked over by life count as sex?
Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?
Nikolai: At your funeral.
Your username is so real, but can I have a hug from you?
Um sure. *hugs*
Dazai: Why the hell did you punch me, slug?!
Chuuya: Because you tried to kiss me!
Dazai: You were under a mistletoe!
Chuuya: You put it there!
Dazai: Damn it Chuuya! Just love me already!