Little Guy

Working on a new OC based off a medieval sea-dragon that @kajenus told me about, thanks bro❤️

You can read about it on here

What do you mean this dialogue wasn't in the 5.5 WQ flahsbacks? I saw it with my two very own eyes.

(Inspired by a post I saw here but can't find now- I'll link it up when I do)

I’ve been cackling over this for the past minute

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Yupanqui/Och-Kan (Genshin Impact) Characters: Yupanqui (Genshin Impact), Och-Kan (Genshin Impact), Xbalanque (Genshin Impact), Lianca (Genshin Impact), Ahpub (Genshin Impact), Ixquieh (Genshin Impact), Uenuku (Genshin Impact), Ianeira | Hineila (Genshin Impact), Maghan (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, My First Smut, author has no idea of what they are doing, Biting, Dirty Talk, Animal Behavior, Kinda, Porn With Plot, POV Alternating Summary:

In order to win a war, you need soldiers, and in order to get soldiers, you need to recruit people. The gang usually splits up into the normal groups: Xbalanque and Och-kan, the twins with Maghan, Uenuku and Hineila, which would leave Yupanqui with Lianca. Not that Yupanqui disliked Lianca, the opposite really, but this time he wanted to switch things up by requesting to switch with Xbalanque so he could go on this mission with the Half-man.

Was this his best decision...well, it's not his worst one.

Went back to talk with one of our little robot dragons, and when he said THAT I already was like "oh no. No no no-"

And then.

HoYo, istg, just kill me at this point. JUST KILL ME. THE ANGST IS BECOMING UNBEARABLE

Him not having wings from the start… just too good dude. UGH ILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS😭

This family soap opera will be the death of me and I’m not sure how much I can handle this anymore. The idea that Waxaklahun was reliant on Xiuhcoatl to fly is just incredibly angst worthy (foams at the mouth). Not sure if it was a dialogue leak or something he already said but somewhere I saw him say how he wished to see his race soar the sky’s again… just let it sink in with the idea that he himself can not fly…

Has anyone questioned Waxaklahun’s wings? They are basically absent in his model from 5.2 World quest, seemingly replaced by a secret source mechanism rather then them being feathery and well—wings— like in the mural of him.

I have a major theory about this but not enough to prove it to be correct. Hear me out, we all know that he is desperate and down right obsessed with evolution as he foresaw the down fall of dragons when the Vishaps stopped evolving—hence leading to the creation of Och-Kan— but what if its not just the future generations but older ones too… I present you with “Regressive Evolution”. Now before anyone reminds me that dragons can shift and change forms, it still does not make sense from him to have a mechanical version of wings (if they even are wings) when he has his own already.

As much as 5.5 WQ left me in a perpetual state of suffering, I still cannot get over the fact that we waited – how long? – like half a year to properly see/good quality Kukulkan’s model in game, and one of the first things we see IS HIS GOOFY AHH FACE. WHO CHOSE THIS SHOT. I CANT EXPLAIN BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME.

I’m gonna do a poll on this that way I know what I should post. If I post anything leak related anyway I will always say it’s a spoiler warning but still better to ask.

hey fam, sad to bring these news but no memes tonight. Pinterest isn’t working and I don’t know if it’s just a me thing or a global thing. I will make up for this with a ukulele apology song and my blood and tears. This, this is the true tragedy😞.

Memes are gonna be later tonight sorry guys 😭🙏

I’m writing a new Ixlel fic and can’t decide on its ending so imma leave it up to you guys. Before you guys vote, I would like to point out I’m using Asuka from Neon Genesis as a reference…