I Don't Fuckin' Know I Didn't Start It

My masterpiece.

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

(Original Tweet)

Me in the middle of any conversation I’m having at any given moment

"For the king!!"

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

Literally.

why is the clown demigod advertising. why is he using posters

(from the official teaser)

Triden

"Yes!" Trump jumped up excited Biden came down in his pink silky long robe holding something behind his back confused as to why Trump was so excited, "did you see I'm winning!!" "Biden this is so exciting right!?" Trump said laughing happily. Biden looked down at the floor a bit of sadness taking over him, trump honey.. "why does this mean so much to you?" he said looking up at him. trump looked at Biden "Are you kidding me!?".... "it's the only way I can make America! great aging!" "Don't you get it, it has to be me! It's the only way i-" Biden cut him off, "is it more important than me?" trump looked at him "i- Biden you know that's not true"..." Then drop out like me please and we can live happily if you love me prove it!" Biden says tears streaming down his face, "I can't! I'm done talking about this why can't you ever be happy for me" Biden. I am happy for you but I can't be happy with you anymore..... Trump's face comes into confusion "What?" Biden looks at him with tears fully falling from his face. "We can't keep going like this I can't take it anymore".."if the election is so important to you then you can win without me by your side" "were done"...trump is in shock "n-no! i- i- i couldn't possibly do this without you! don't do this to me...Biden". Biden turned away, he rushed to the bathroom, collapsing behind the door in tears. Slowly, he revealed what he had hidden behind his back—a positive pregnancy test.

SHhhh i know this ate so hard