Me In The Middle Of Any Conversation I’m Having At Any Given Moment

Triden

"Yes!" Trump jumped up excited Biden came down in his pink silky long robe holding something behind his back confused as to why Trump was so excited, "did you see I'm winning!!" "Biden this is so exciting right!?" Trump said laughing happily. Biden looked down at the floor a bit of sadness taking over him, trump honey.. "why does this mean so much to you?" he said looking up at him. trump looked at Biden "Are you kidding me!?".... "it's the only way I can make America! great aging!" "Don't you get it, it has to be me! It's the only way i-" Biden cut him off, "is it more important than me?" trump looked at him "i- Biden you know that's not true"..." Then drop out like me please and we can live happily if you love me prove it!" Biden says tears streaming down his face, "I can't! I'm done talking about this why can't you ever be happy for me" Biden. I am happy for you but I can't be happy with you anymore..... Trump's face comes into confusion "What?" Biden looks at him with tears fully falling from his face. "We can't keep going like this I can't take it anymore".."if the election is so important to you then you can win without me by your side" "were done"...trump is in shock "n-no! i- i- i couldn't possibly do this without you! don't do this to me...Biden". Biden turned away, he rushed to the bathroom, collapsing behind the door in tears. Slowly, he revealed what he had hidden behind his back—a positive pregnancy test.

SHhhh i know this ate so hard

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One year gone

One year of killing civilians

One year of bombing hospitals

One year of bombing schools

One year of destroying a whole city

One year of starving people to death

One year of making people leave their homes to live in tents

One year and still the world just watching us dying

One year thousands are missing under the rubble thousands arrested with unknown future

One year of thousands of children lost either one of their parents or both

Thousands lost parts of their bodies

I can’t imagine this will continue for a year

Fuck this world fuck everyone

"For the king!!"