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this explanation was so thorough and insightful i could kiss you
Thinking about how— up until this point— Arthur has kept the entirety of "Invictus" to himself as his last piece of independence outside of John. And how now— when John recites the full poem to Arthur, in what is surely another merging of their two individual consciousnesses into one— Arthur isn't angry, or scared, or upset. Instead, he's comforted and encouraged by that intermingling, because he's fully accepted himself and John as one fused-together, inseparable unit. And that fact, that complete blurring of himself into John, is what ultimately motivates him to keep moving, to keep fighting, to keep living.
they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public
may someone explain to me like i’m five where the invictus poem first came from, i for some reason do not remember this detail ever 😔
Thinking about how— up until this point— Arthur has kept the entirety of "Invictus" to himself as his last piece of independence outside of John. And how now— when John recites the full poem to Arthur, in what is surely another merging of their two individual consciousnesses into one— Arthur isn't angry, or scared, or upset. Instead, he's comforted and encouraged by that intermingling, because he's fully accepted himself and John as one fused-together, inseparable unit. And that fact, that complete blurring of himself into John, is what ultimately motivates him to keep moving, to keep fighting, to keep living.
ovulation is hitting and it’s like the horniess is mixed up with sleepiness and despair in some kind of twisted, erotic threesome in my body
apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard
Malevolent where everything is the same but instead of the This Too Shall Pass lighter it's sparkiplier (Markiplier Bic lighter)
This is the distant cousin of the cow lighter AU
it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore
I don’t have sex with other people and even I know that queer sex isn’t just one particular thing that requires a top and bottom. Some of y’all have a very narrow view of how sex works.
this is one of the stupidest things ive ever come up with! 💘
#suggestive #nsfw talk
Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
how do you draw wet hair
Bed against zero walls: You're a freak
Bed against one wall: Acceptable, but you can do better
Bed against two walls: Perfect
Bed against three walls: Do you live in a closet?
Bed against four walls: How???
Bed against five walls: What? That makes no sense...
Bed against six walls: Stop...
Bed against seven walls: I said stop!
Bed against eight walls: What are you doing?! That's too many walls!
Bed against nine walls: We've gone too far, I don't think we're in normal reality anymore...
Bed against ten walls: Hello? Is anybody there? How are there walls all perpendicular to one another?
Bed against eleven walls: We're definitely not in normal reality anymore
Bed against twelve walls: I think we're the only ones here. Just me and the bed.
Bed against thirteen walls: It's weirdly... cozy over here.
Bed against fourteen walls: Could this have been what I wanted all along? Solitude?
Bed against sixteen walls: Wait, Did you see that? We skipped 15.
Bed against twenty walls: No, this is definitely too much. Somebody get me out of here!
Bed against twenty eight walls: The skips are getting bigger, the walls are closing in...
Bed against forty walls: They're suffocating me...
Bed against sixty walls: Help...
Bed against one hundred walls: ...help.
Bed against two hundred walls: ...
Bed against five hundred walls: . . .
Bed against one thousand walls: . . .
Bed against five thousand walls: . . .
Bed against twenty thousand walls:
Bed against one hundred thousand walls:
Bed against five hundred thousand walls:
Bed against one million walls:
Bed against one billion walls:
Bed against one trillion walls:
Bed against one quadrillion walls: . . .
Bed against one quintillion walls: . . .
Bed against one sextillion walls: . . .
Bed against one nonillion walls: ...good night.
people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.
you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,
SO YOU’RE NOT EXTRATERRESTRIAL?
you’re American???
I thought you were Aussie lol
I have never once been to Australia in my life.
everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs
yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced
Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back
uhhhhm my favorite animes is dandadan and dororo and dorohedoro and dodohoho and bobobobobobo and lalalalala and teehee
haunting the narrative
find me on instagram !
ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.
Can't have shit in the Malevolent fandom wdym we're the whimpering in holes podcast ?????
shoutout to outfit with visible bra. big fan of the outfit with visible bra community
LITERALLY THIS. I HAD NO IDEA HARLAN VOICES EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN CHARACTER. I had to learn from a meme
I was just wondering who voices Kayne because I can't get enough of him, and I wanted more of him. So, I asked the Fandom Wiki...
"Harlan Guthrie", It said. "Neat", I said, ...But who voices Arther?
"Harlan Guthrie", It said.
...
WHAT? Well, Ok fine. YKnow what, Fair. Just a guy who has range, What a guy. Well then who voices john-
FU***IN HARLAN GUTHRIE
Kellan?
Harlan Guthrie
Trader? Oscar? Butcher? Wallace?
HARLAN "Arther stop whimpering" GUTHRIE
Your honour. Put him in the glue trap.
On Friendship.
im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.