Malevolent Where Everything Is The Same But Instead Of The This Too Shall Pass Lighter It's Sparkiplier

oscar malevolent save me... save me oscar malevolent....

reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

this illustration is definitely my favorite 🖤

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't a Guy at All

I like the green yuri manga

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

I spawned 300 crabs and then was honour obligated to make them all love me

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

BESTIES WAKE UP BATMAN EYESHADOW TUTORIAL JUST DROPPED

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack