I Rly Wanted To Play Payday 2 But No One Wanted To Play W Me So I Played It By Myself And Can I Just

*casually redesigns an old oc's whole personality and backstory based off of a Singular (1) song in Encanto*

Love how every payday blog has their one character. Theyll post abt all the characters but you can very commonly tell who the blorbo is. Like sometimes its bain or vlad or jacket or duke and it makes for a nice ecosystem

*nervous sweating*

*bain voice* i know this pretty heist boy i always think about him and when he says hi to me butterflies go right through me and when i see him heisting i wanna take a chance in getting a little closer and maybe get to know him

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

So I finally entered the Payday 2 Secret Santa event this year and I got @Sanity_T_V on Twitter, who requested Jiro!

Ough having bad legs is so fun like. I love theatre <3 I signed up for footloose <3 i love the dances <3 this was a good idea :) and my legs will just be down there going no it wasnt get your ass back on that chair you little shit >:( where cane? Where walky stick? Where aleve? And ill just. No. Let me dance. Fuck off. Then they take matters into their own hands.

More!

Turning Red

Oh god damn Pixar rly got me with this one. As someone who grew up in an Asian household with this kind of situation, this one hit on. An emotional level. Pixar/Disney has released a slew of amazing movies touching on generational trauma and I both love it and hate it.

Luca

LET. THEM. BE. BOYFRIENDS.

Inside Out

Actually really good! I’d turned down seeing this movie when it first came out cause I was an insecure teenager so Im glad I finally watched it. Joy was kinda insufferable for a little bit but it got better. I really like the message and I had fun posing a lot of questions about how things work in that universe. Also I feel Riley on a personal level cause I moved around a lot as a kid so I understand that it can be really hard sometimes.

Zootopia

Yes I had never seen this movie until now, no I dont regret not watching it. It was. Aight. Wish I wouldve watched it before finding out about the. AHEM. THE COMIC. But whatever, I like Nick.

General Opinions on Movies me and my partner marathoned recently written before the melatonin wins

Planet of the Apes trilogy

LOVED THEM. SO MUCH. I care a lot about Caesar and Maurice so the end of the third movie really had me in tears. So good.

Jurassic World Movies

Pretty alright, docked some points because of real world opinions of Crisp Rat, but I am HERE for Blue and the T-Rex. The Indominus Rex was, imo, a really cool dino. Fed my childhood love of scaley boys.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

YES KING ITS WHAT HE DESERVES. So happy to see Kitty again and Harvey Guillén did a great job. 10/10 will watch again.

The Golden Compass

Lost to the mf ages. I had a preview for this movie on a dvd I had as a kid, and only now got to watch it. So sad there wasn't a sequel.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

YES. YES. YES. EVERYTHING I WANTED IT TO BE.

All of the Michael Bay Transformers movies

Ugh took us so long to get through cause each movie is a little over 2.5 hours but we made it! I watched the first one as a kid (as well as read some of the comics) and Ive always loved Bumblebee. I loved all of the movies. LOVED HOUND he was my childhood second favourite. Im a little sad that Arcee didn't get nearly as much of a part as she deserves but I'll live. I'm more partial towards Sam Witwicky but Cade Yeager is alright. Hes cool.

Transformers: the Movie (1986)

Partner's childhood favourite so naturally we had to. Was really good! Reminded me of why I love 80's cartoons so much, it was a huge nostalgia trip and got me wanting to watch all of my childhood shows and movies (X-Men, TMNT '87, Rainbow Brite, etc.). I will always love the style and the way they did the backgrounds. As for the movie itself, I got my fill of Arcee, and I'm happy with the experience. Will watch again.

Bayverse TMNT movies.

YES FINALLY. Ive had these on my watch list for. A WHILE. I loved them, loved Mikey and Donnie specifically. Not my favourite iteration of Casey but he was fine. Overall p good, happy to see Bebop and Rocksteady. I think they should've used '87 Krang's voice in the second movie but he's squeaky and kind of annoying so I get it. Reminds me to watch ROTTMNT.

Dinosaur

Literally didnt even know this was a Disney movie but was fantastic. Beautiful animation despite being old. Loved it.

Hook

*Points at Rufio* its him officer. Its the homestuck flashback. Despite the fact that I had to explain why Rufio cause me to uncontrollably laugh to my partner, was a really good movie. Hook and Peter were both played by amazing guys.

I'll add any if I missed them, and I'll reblog with our next batch. :)

Azura: Sorceress/Warlock Boethoah: Barbarian Clavicus Vile: Bard Hermaeus Mora: Wizard Hircine: Druid Jyggalag: Fighter Malacath: Barbarian Mehrunes Dagon: Barbarian Mephala: Monk Meridia: Cleric Molag Bal: Barbarian Namira: Monk Nocturnal: Rogue Peryite: Sanguine: Bard Sheogorath: Sorceror Vaermina: Monk So I'm thinking about making D&D characters for the Daedric Princes. Yay or nay? Feel free to suggest alternate classes. Also, I'm planning on making some for the Divines so feel free to suggest some for them as well.

Commissions open!

Finally remade my commission sheet!

Please reblog so more people see!! I’d really appreciate it. Plus it’d help a queer autistic system out!

you can contact me HERE or on DISCORD (rabies incarnate #1234)

I really like Freemance, I really like Freehoun. I also think Alyx Half Life and Chell Portal should be girlfriends. I think Alyx and Chell and Gordon and Barney should go on double dates together. I just think they’re neat.

I also firmly believe Alyx should kiss these two guys on the cheeks. As a treat.

-Nori