I Really Like Freemance, I Really Like Freehoun. I Also Think Alyx Half Life And Chell Portal Should

IBIS ADDED AN ANTI AI FILTER YEAAAAAAHHHH

my biggest beef with the FNAF fandom rn is the fact that everyone is drawing versions of the human Freddy’s as super buff tit-equipped men with waists 1700′s women wished they could have. But guys. 

Freddy is a bear. 

It’s right there.

Life hack if u dont wanna fold ur clothes get those big ol clear toy boxes from target or smth and just. Clothes. In. Big pile. Its quick and its still technically organized and if u want u can hav a little box for socks n stuff but. Clothes box. Works for the neurodivergents, tested and proven

- Nori

I’m gonna reblog every post about that bride and her ugly ass groom that comes across my dash just to see how many

Azura: Sorceress/Warlock Boethoah: Barbarian Clavicus Vile: Bard Hermaeus Mora: Wizard Hircine: Druid Jyggalag: Fighter Malacath: Barbarian Mehrunes Dagon: Barbarian Mephala: Monk Meridia: Cleric Molag Bal: Barbarian Namira: Monk Nocturnal: Rogue Peryite: Sanguine: Bard Sheogorath: Sorceror Vaermina: Monk So I'm thinking about making D&D characters for the Daedric Princes. Yay or nay? Feel free to suggest alternate classes. Also, I'm planning on making some for the Divines so feel free to suggest some for them as well.

Talking mad shit about an article as a seasoned Alienfucker

SO. The article in question is this:

https://reelrundown.com/movies/The-Top-10-Sexiest-Aliens

I’m going to rant about why it was funny to me in a strangely not funny way. Keep in mind this is written out of sheer boredom, this isn’t supposed to be serious, but I’m criticizing this article because I want to and because its actually bullshit.

So basically the list counts as such:

10. Serleena Xath (Men in Black)

9. Queen Tyr’ahnee (Duck Dodgers)

8. Princess Neytiri (Avatar)

7. Aayla Secura (Star Wars)

6. Ella (Cowboys and Aliens)

5. Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)

4. Leeloo (The Fifth Element)

3. Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica)

2. Darth Talon (Star Wars)

1. Sil (Species)

I sorted them out into four distinct categories.

I reckon you can already see why this is funny to me. Because most of their choices. Don’t look like aliens. You can’t make a list of fuckable aliens and list off aliens that look indistinguishable from humans. That just means you like humans

I can excuse Neytiri and Aayla and Talon, Gamora’ and Tyr’ahnee are on thin ice, but c’mon man. Come on man. At least put some actual aliens for the rest.

I dunno, maybe I just don’t understand the Normal Person Gaze (tm) but if you ask people who I feel like this article is for then Venom would be on there without question.

Anyways. Have a good evening.

do you do NSFW requests? If so hermaeus Mora NSFW plz

Well, you see

Post cancelled, ANT FARM

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Proving a theory

I dont usually ask for reblogs but pls reblog for a bigger sample size

I will never not lose my shit when watching the Payday webseries. Specifically when Greta tries to be horny with Gage. My guy is Not Interested (tm). He is astral projecting through that entire scene. Theres a pretty lady leaning over him and he has the fucking blankest stare I have ever seen on a man getting his Excalibur fondled.

If anyone in Colorado adopted a tortishell cat named Bilbo, that was was my cat and I hope you’re treating her well. My dad was never supposed to give that cat away and I hope that she’s had a loving home these past few years.

If you’re not willing to give her back, that’s okay, I just want to know that she was loved as much as I loved herr.