Spoilers For The Dream SMP!!!!

"How do you kill God?"

"You don't! He doesn't exist!" A ghost answers with a smile.

"How do you kill God?"

"With a surprise." A young president answers with a frown.

"How do you kill God?"

"With your words." A vice president answers with clenched fists.

"How do you kill God?"

"With force!" A young hero laughs, tainted with a hint of sadness.

"How do you kill God?"

God himself asks, then answers as he faces a crowd of angry mortals.

"You don't."

ok so i just had A Thought.

how would the s1 characters react to their s2 selves?

like, tommy expects to see this warrior, wilbur's right hand man, confident, strong, brave... and instead he finds this broken shell of a boy, talking about how the only person who actually really cares for them is their own worst enemy.

tubbo doesn't really expect much. he never really changed, not as much as his friends. but instead of the usual awkward, friendly boy he expected, he finds a tired president, who misses his best friend, and is covered in burn scars from something awful that he doesn't want to talk about.

wilbur has the highest hopes, curious on how he did, how well he'd run the country. he wants to ask questions, ask how his family is. instead, he meets his ghost. a spirit who refuses to admit he's done wrong. wilbur seeks out future tommy for answers, only to get screamed at to get out.

fundy wasn't sure what he'd expected. he was worried he'd have faded into nothingness with his father's constant babying, and getting brushed to the side but... he seemed more vibrant than ever. angrier, sure, but also more confident, smiling at his younger self with so much genuine happiness that he felt his eyes water.

eret assumed they'd be more regal than this. they'd have a crown, and a gown, and a throne. instead, they wore stained jeans and a sweatshirt. "did we lose. were we caught?" "no. we just decided some things are worth more than a crown."

wishing every member of the disney-mcu marketing team a very happy screaming crying throwing up as they learn that despite every algorithmically targeted test audience development by market analysis megahit they attempt to manufacture, tumblr will collectively decide without forethought or discussion that the new fandom obsession is a non-existent scorsese film premised entirely on the tag label on a pair of knock off boots

did you know: you can talk about SBI family dynamic without tying it to their smp characters?

if someone makes a post about dadza or brotherly dynamics and doesn’t tag it as dsmp then chances are they weren’t talking about dsmp so don’t try to correct them about canon, they don’t care about canon because SBI fd has existed longer than dream smp and it’s something people still like talking about

can i just say? i’m 100% on c!tommy’s side here, i thought it was great that he had that moment of realization that he started caring too much about the discs and he was starting to push away tubbo, his best friend, and it was making him do things he resented. but techno? 

even after everything that happened he still took tommy in, gave him shelter, hid him from dream, gave him armor and eventually learned to be open with his plans around him. tommy, who essentially used him as a weapon! who marked techno down as being on his side and then refused to listen to his ideas about the government. who painted techno as a villain when all he ever did was stick to the values he was always open with. 

techno went to the festival with the full intention of sticking by tommy’s side no matter what only to get cast aside yet again, by someone he genuinely thought he could trust. 

and a big part of this is that tommy wasn’t always on board with destroying l’manburg even when he said that he was and there’s a big miscommunication aspect here but damn if i don’t feel for pig man. it really feels like no one’s been on his side for the beginning and maybe he has a right to feel angry about that.

calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve been doing it for a couple thousand years now

I feel like a lot of people don’t know that the Badlands was founded so that its members could protect themselves from griefing, theft, and war. The Badlands wanted the General smp to be chaos so that they could declare their independence without anyone being able to start another war about it. Underhanded? Sure. But Schlatt and Dream were the powers of the server at the time so Bad, Ant, And Sam (technically Skeppy) really had to be if they wanted their safety assured. Also importantly, Sam was just as “power hungry” as you all claim Bad and Ant were.

They were willing to be morally grey to assure that they and any future faction members would be free and safe. They coordinated side flips mid battle during both halves of the fighting on November 16th. They wanted Eret to join so they’d control both entrances into the Badlands through his castle. And they opposed George’s kingship because of it.

The Badlands wanted security on a server that was constantly at war so they had to be a little underhanded about it. The quote unquote good guys launtched a coup against an elected official on top of blatantly using their strongest ally until he realized that and turned against them. And Dream and Schlatt were worse than them with public executions and apparently hiding the secret to resurrection. So please tell me about playing two sides that from the outside both sounded awful was worse.

WIZARD COUNCIL 2022 BANNED SPELL LIST

Greater Circle of Bind White Boy

Aura Lobotomy

Hail of Gnome Corpses

Transmute Blunt

Vengabeam

apartment. i’m at my apartment

I don't know if I'm crying or laughing 😂