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Villains can't use Apple products

──── DIMENSION : DILEMMA

SYNOPSIS. when you and heeseung pranked your friend, saying you both are dating, you didn't expect her to post about your relationship on her twitter account. and when you both decide to clarify, he didn't expect his crush to congratulate you two in another tweet. now the whole school thinks you're dating, and while you think it's a god sent chance to profess your love to your long term best friend and crush, you learn that heeseung might have started hating you for ruining his seemingly perfect future love life.

GENRE. high school au, best friends to enemies to lovers kind of vibe, fake dating au, angst, fluff

WARNINGS. angst, potential love triangle ?? one ( 1 ) toxic friend, slow burn ( ? ) random anime references because i can, usage of profanities and inappropriate language, dumb behavior exhibited by both heeseung and the reader <3 separate warnings will be added in the respective chapters

TAGLIST. open, send an ask to join ( refrain from commenting since i might miss them ) general tag used is from :: dilemma era !

UPDATES. sporadic ( hopefully every other day ) | STATUS. ongoing

PLAYLISTS. dimension : dilemma. — a mix of lyrical and classical

NOTE. familiar title because i'm unoriginal :) lol no actually i love that album tho this smau has nothing to do with it, only the title <3 partially inspired by coffee breath by sofia mills and the exact same prank me and my friend pulled on our other friend :)

๑ ⨟ CONTENTS. ────

all the pictures used are for references and are not supposed to depict reader's appearance in any way. time stamps are irrelevant unless stated otherwise. titles are subjected to change whenever required !

intro — one. | two.

OO1. — dispatch was found jobless

OO2. — NOT what we planned

OO3. — haha bf era me thinks ?!?!?!

OO4. — oh.

OO5. — don't cry challenge

OO6. — omg they eloped ( written + smau )

OO7. — i am thinking . . .

OO8. — no more gaslighting

OO9. — sis it don't add up

O1O. — flirting or is it a bro thing?

O11. — hoon has pretty privilege

O12. — loser behavior

O13. — tales of a yellow hyacinth ( written )

O14. — sunghoon supremacy fr ! ! !

O15. — niki firing shits

O16. — here for plot purposes

O17. — when niki senses danger ( written + smau )

O18. — alpha male eyes

O19. — a memorable evening ( written + smau )

O2O. — WAIT GO BACK A FEW STEPS

O21. — heeseung's women dilemma ( written )

O22. — do we act surprised?

O23. — ambulance noises 🚨🚨

O24. — now who is this bitch

O25. — i hate you. ( written + smau )

O26. — cancel heeseung era

O27. — hurts a little ( read as lot )

O28. — dilemma time with lee heeseung

O29. — what a plot twist ( written + smau )

O3O. — nice to meet you :)

O31. — itadori yuuji's level of apologies

O32. — day 98398 with ynseung being dumb

O33. — jaywon the real mvp ( written + smau )

O34. — one pair down, one more to go

O35. — dilemma downfall era ! ! !

tba.

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© — chiyuv.tumblr. this is a work of fiction and any similarities in names, places and behaviors is completely coincidental. do not copy, repost and / or recreate in any other form / language.

lol imagine if in the end, Chat Noir turns out to be someone else

AU where we’re not told who Chat Noir is and both Adrien Agreste and Felix Graham de Vanily is introduced from episode one and the fandom is in a constant debate about who the fuck Chat Noir is.

I want doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Sorry for the cropping I just gave up LOL but here have some toji folks

Maribat Masterlist

Hey guys!!! Finally got around to making a masterlist (I recently changed my url so all my tags and in-fic links were messed up :P) Please enjoy these works!

[note: the list is under the Keep Reading due to length]

Keep reading

Chat Blanc AU

You know that part where Nathalie just marches into the Dupain Cheng Boulangerie Patisserie with that smug little smirk on her face and literally supports our favourite father of the year as he threatens (I repeat, threatens) our fourteen year old protagonist?

I know you do. You probably reeled in aghast when Marinette looked on desperately as Gabriel told her to break up with his son. You probably roared in indignation when Tom told Nathalie to leave now and never come back. And if you’re anything like me, you probably wondered why her parents didn’t step in like mine probably would have, because if someone threatened me in front of my fam, there would have been fireworks whether I liked it or not.

It’s been 2 weeks since Chat Blanc and that’s still the part that’s pissing me off the most.

And you all know what that means *cracks knuckles*

[Parts 1 - 7 are posted HERE]

[Parts 8 - 12 are posted HERE]

[Parts 13 - 16 are posted HERE]

[Parts 17 - 19 are posted HERE]

loki: thor u absolute ho

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

Asgardian men wear full body armour, and will not be seen without a full body armour or a fully covering clothing set when they’re in public or receiving guests at home.

With the manner in which Asgardian men insist on covering their bodies (except maybe arms), one could say that Asgardian men never show their ankles as well. Like Victorian era ladies. It’s scandalous for an honourable Asgardian man to be seen in public in less than 4 layers of clothing, or with his legs or feet showing. Arm exposure is kind of allowed but frowned upon. It’s wholly not allowed in times of official ceremonies or celebrations.

They may only show their hands. So that any interested party may asses how capable they are before approaching them.

Well-groomed hands = good boi.

Asgardian women, on the other hand, can expose skin, no issue.

But men? *LE GASP*

Notice how Thor usually covers his arms when in Asgard. But on Midgard he exposes them fully. Like a ho.

Loki always covers up, like a man of high breeding. He even wears gloves sometimes.

On Midgard (say post Avengers AU? I like everyone alive tyvm), Loki is horrified to see that men expose their bodies so much. He almost goes into shock.

Thor takes him out to shop, as he’s now touted as the expert in all things Midgardian. Loki criticises all these shops Thor frequents for the scraps that he calls clothes. No wonder he looks like homeless man in his Midgardian garb.

SUCH TRAVESTY!

Loki asks them (shops) about bespoke tailoring and they refuse. THEY REFUSE? HOW DARE!

Loki is not happy. He curses these shops and their ancestors to Helheim and comes home without a single item bought. They had things in his size, but not in his taste. An enormous mistake.

All through the way back home Thor can be heard uttering long-suffering sighs, as if he’s holier than Loki.

No, Thor is one of those utterly shameless people who love to show off their bodies. He kept the tendency to show off at bare minimum in Asgard, owing to the social norms, but on Midgard, he has completely lost himself to this blatant mockery of their culture. What a ho ho ho.

Loki never forgets to slut shame Thor when he so unashamedly exposes his feet in the Avengers tower or when he’s receiving guests, wearing that godforsaken footwear called flip-flops!

BY THE NORNS!

Thor tries to defend himself. Tries…

Thor: I’m on Midgard! I can wear what I want! Show more skin, be more comfortable, sweet Valhalla!

Loki: You no good hussy! I’m telling mother!

Thor: I’m not even showing my whole feet!

Loki: No one will agree to court you in Asgard! They’d have to get you a bride from Muspelheim maybe.

Thor: As if you received any visitations from anyone! Your dance card was nearly empty last time we had a celebration!

Loki: It was out of choice! I was spying on a group of diplomats!

Thor: How come I didn’t know?

Loki: Because you’re not good at subterfuge, you oaf!

Thor: You’re just covering up for bad performance at receiving courtship!

Loki: Even if I am, you’re still a hussy! Showing off your feet and arms as if it’s not a bother to other.

Thor: It is NOT!

Loki: My eyes burn from the sight of your ungainly limbs! What is next? Uncovering your chest? Thighs? The whole sickening body of yours!

Thor: Meanwhile you keep sweating under all that armour or ten layers of leather.

Loki: I DON’T SWEAT!

[AN INTENSE SCUFFLE HAPPENS, WHERE NEARLY ALL THE FURNITURE OF THE COMMON ROOM IS DESTROYED, WHILE THE OTHER AVENGERS JUST WATCH, DUMBFOUNDED]

[NOT TONY STARK, THOUGH, HE’S SITTING IN A CORNER, NURSING A DRINK AND CURSING HIMSELF FOR ALLOWING THESE WEIRDOS IN THE TOWER]

(This is what comes out of my brain when I have to work on academic papers and can’t work on my fanfictions. Hence, I’m going to make everyone suffer with me by posting this nonsense. Some of you have already seen a rough version of this. Poor Souls.)

Tagging everyone and their mom:

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#Green is MY color y'all

guy who says "im getting real into the color green lately"