ＷＡＳＳＵＰ Arizona, ʜᴜʜ?

Twilight:

Midnight Sun:

No Edward, she thinks your dad is a dilf

Rosalie, holding baby Renesmee: She’s beautiful.

Carlisle: Now we’re going to need to give her some shots.

Emmett: Oh hell yeah. Pour up, it’s her fucking birthday.

I know this has probably been pointed out before but Edward’s face when he’s introducing Bella gives me LIFE

Like this POOR POOR MAN

✨Effervescent✨Edward Cullen approves this post.

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I could really appreciate him now—could properly see every beautiful line of his perfect face, of his long,flawless body with my strong new eyes, every angle and every plane of him. I could taste his pure, vivid scent on my tongue and feel the unbelievable silkiness of his marble skin under my sensitive fingertips.

Edward finds out he has use for a bed after all

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke //

Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon