Graham Norton Addressing The Nightmare That Would Have Been Tel Aviv 2026 And How Tense That Voting Was,

my husband has gone to war (ao3 is down), it’s been days (it’s happened multiple times now). i miss him so (i’m getting withdrawals).

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

"And as much as the idea of you covered in blood entices me,”

Enid flushes red, throat drying up as Wednesday steals all of the air inside of her lungs.

“I abhor the kind where it is yours.” She says simply, and her voice has pitched ever so slightly in softness. Enid feels goosebumps line her skin at how Wednesday said that as if that isn’t the most romantic thing an Addams could say, as if Enid wouldn’t see through her words and right into the heart of what Wednesday is actually trying to convey.

excerpt from you're a gazelle, i'm a wounded fawn by dontstraytoofar

Go read this fic on AO3 it's really cute and just makes me happy!

i've never felt more like part of a family when i check to see if ao3 is down, and see how we all gnaw at the bars of our enclosure

The boop is gone... pain... misery... darkness

i cant figure out how to make this go away and im going to do a murder about it. a non-dismissable notification right next to where i am actually checking for notifications is literally the worst thing you couldve done tumblr

Julius caesar has been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

Ive been thinking about a reader who came into 141 with an american accent but overtime picked up little quirks and accent bits from the other members and they start to notice and tease them about it (like imagine reader picking up and using soaps scottish slang lmaooo)

Languages

Summary: The reader picks up different languages and accents throught the years, and the boys are fast to notice and tease you about it.

Platonic!141 X American!reader.

No use of Y/N. Use of gender-neutral pronouns.

Warnings: Swearing.

A/N: I imagine Price's face when he hears you say mate towards him for the first time lmaoooo i loved this idea (So sorry it's so short i know very little about their nacionality or informal words in another languages.)

Imagine the reader noticing Ghost's a little grumpy and they're like

"yer a little crabbit today huh"

soap is already on their side, begging them to repeat.

"Soap fuck off, no"

he secretly likes hearing you say things in a light scottish accent

You then starts using slangs and like 25% of the time only Soap gets it and starts laughing

there was one time you are in a mission, Ghost heard you swear in scottish and since then is calling you "Little Soap" and all variations of it much to your desgrace

"Mini Soap, come take a sip of water will you"

You do not go, and he just laughs more and more

Other times, just for mockery, you start talking with a british accent and using british words

But then you don't and it starts lightly. A "mate" in a phrase, a "she's bonkers" while discreetly pointing to Kate fumbling into papers

until you are full in accent and everything

"they left it in shambles." while organizing a table for you to eat

Gaz asks you if you are trying to catch your captain's attention and you get all embarassed.

"Captain, I think our little soap here is trying to catch your attention, yeah?"

you shake your head quickly to Gaz before Price turns to you and you look back down to your papers.

He just laughs while watching you.

"Shut the fuck up mate"

"AGAIN" Soap laughs and you are certain everyone in the base heard him.

as the time passes, you picks up a little accent there, a little word there and you are teased heavly for it, but you learn to accept it.