I Only Have 5 Hp Please Be Gentle With Me

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!!

Ah my favourite hellsite holiday.

the us banning tiktok over fears of chinese influence prompting americans to flee to xiaohongshu (which translates to little red book - the same name as the famous red book of mao zedong quotations) and form instant connections with the chinese… you can't make this kind of irony up

wilbur and schlatt and water

Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.

That sound was the collective sigh of relief being heard across Europe

YOUR TABLE IS READY️‍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺

studies at the Musée D’Orsay

Imagine. It's 2005. You're Jensen Ackles walking onto set to your new show for the first time. You have no idea you're about to become insane.

i've never felt more like part of a family when i check to see if ao3 is down, and see how we all gnaw at the bars of our enclosure