HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!!

Boba Fett’s reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy comes from him pulling off an insane number of jobs throughout his life, some of which were even deemed impossible for a lone hunter to pull off

funnily enough, he doesn’t actually remember completing all of the ones people attribute to him, but after seeing the footage and biometric proof, he assumes that he’s been blacking out and entering some sort of exhaustion fugue state, or maybe he’s just had a few too many concussions

it’s not until he tries to claim a puck from the guild and is told that he’s already working that job that he starts to figure out that something more is going on, and decides to investigate who it is that’s been working this job

as it turns out, there’s actually like ten different escaped clones pulling bounties under his name, considering they all share the same DNA and face, who’ve put together a few fake versions of his father’s armor

many of them even work in teams, trading off who gets to ‘play Boba’ to the guild or clients

(they’ve also been using their shared DNA to access his space netflix account, which explains why the recommendation algorithm never seems to figure out what he likes and keeps telling him that he’s already watched shows he finds)

(strangely, he realizes that they haven’t touched any of his bank accounts, despite the fact that they could certainly have gotten through their security measures the same way)

after discovering this, he considers confronting them, killing them, even just turning them in to the guild

but then he’d lose some of his reputation if it comes out that impersonators can mimic him well enough to get the job done just as well as he could

so he just sends them all a message telling them to not fuck this up and continues with this life

messy but them :)

Anyone ever remember when a 16 year old untrained/amateur actor delivered such a convincing portrayal of trauma and severe depression that people were asking if he was doing okay in his real life and he had to clarify that things were going great for him. Or just me

call me what you like

Nvm we're back to "anyone but them"

I love 2014 <3

Eugene gets me

EUROPAPA!! HE SAID EUROPAPA😭🥺

this man killed half of salt lake city

*screaming like a vendor*

GET YOUR BOOPS IN, COME GET YOUR BOOPS

FINAL BOOPS UP NOW PEOPLE